wood grain

a very informational way to explain a diarrhea type of poopy

you might not want to go in there for a while a made a bunch of wood grain

by Akuknox June 11, 2008

Tiger woods

Hes black i think and uh, i own the force

Oh yeah, he is... uh banana phone

by Matt Gualdarrama March 13, 2005

Slinging Wood

Dressing nice and hanging around females with the intent to have intercourse at some point.

Guy1: What's Dylan doing over there with all those girls?

Guy2: He's slinging wood tonight. It just might work tho.

by Digitalvolt November 29, 2015

wood fest

When a party or club is all straight males, and no females for the guys to pick up.

I'm never going to one of Chad's parties again, they always turn out to be a wood fest.

by LTrain_ May 23, 2007

Saw wood

Threesome consisting of two males and one female; one male receives oral while other does it canine style. Reminiscent of the two handed tree saw used in the olden days.

Dude 1: Did we saw wood with Natalie last night?
Dude 2: Yes; we fist bumped during.

by Annelid January 25, 2012

lock wood

1. A gay couple having sex.
2. The action of straight people shaking hands.

1.

Gay guy 1: Hey man, wanna lock wood.
Gay guy 2: Sure but I get to go on top
2. 'we made up and locked wood'.

by jockass November 20, 2009

Wood Green

The biggest verbalists who are all extinct and endangered please send money to this poor charity of wanna be drillas

1.”I swear wood green is so close to extinction”

by Trizzacs legs February 07, 2020