Definitions by LTrain_

wood fest 

When a party or club is all straight males, and no females for the guys to pick up.

I'm never going to one of Chad's parties again, they always turn out to be a wood fest.

wood fest by LTrain_ June 10, 2007

reserve bitch 

A woman that a man strings along, so if his attempts to meet a new woman fail, he can call the reserve bitch.

This club is a wood fest, good thing I keep Heather around as a reserve bitch or I wouldn't get any all weekend.

reserve bitch by LTrain_ June 10, 2007