Definitions by LTrain_

wood fest

When a party or club is all straight males, and no females for the guys to pick up.

I'm never going to one of Chad's parties again, they always turn out to be a wood fest.

wood fest by LTrain_ June 10, 2007

A woman that a man strings along, so if his attempts to meet a new woman fail, he can call the reserve bitch.

This club is a wood fest, good thing I keep Heather around as a reserve bitch or I wouldn't get any all weekend.