Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke

Black humor remark of US Air Force pilots when told they have bombed friendly forces.

Those were Canadian troops? - Well fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.

by Bill gronos July 1, 2009

If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me

a phrase that means: if a girl is old enough to pee she is old enough to have sex

Matt: You like them young!
Nick: Well, you know what I always say: If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me!!!!

by swypergt98 January 1, 2007

Find out if I'm the Host

To commit suicide. Reference comes from online video games, where a player quits the game when they are tired of playing or disillusioned with their suckage.

In these games, such as Call of Duty (pre modern warfare 2), one of the players in the game is randomly and unknowingly given the host connection. If this player leaves the game, it ends the match for everyone :(

When a player is fed up and tired of getting owned, they may decide to leave the game. When doing so, one might exclaim they are going to "find out if they are the host", referring to the possible outcome when they leave the game and as a result the game ends for all the players.

The term refers to committing suicide, as in similar frustration when leaving a video game.

(In game) " Wow, i have died 36 times in a row and I can't get a kill. The enemy team is just a bunch of camping snipers. This connection sucks ass, i'm lagging all over the place. Im about the find out if im the host"

(real life application)

"Yo bro, I just got a 15 on that math test, I'm about to find out if I'm the Host"

"Wow some kid just walked over to me and said 'safety', i'm about to find out if i'm the Host"

"My best friend has been secretly sleeping with my girlfriend for 3 months now. Im about to find out if Im the Host"

by 36enuf November 22, 2009

f0low.if.u.hate.umbridge

bro she is the funniest/prettiest/nicest hp tiktoker out there!! she got a lot of followers from her “rating my followers pfp” series

did you know f0low.if.u.hate.umbridge actually follows you back?!

yeah man! i followed her and she makes my day everytime i see her videos

by emma.wqtson September 5, 2021

If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it

What the manager of an antiques-restoration shop specializing in post-Renaissance-era pieces tells a trainee while surveying a recently-delivered assortment of vintage art and furniture.

To ensure that we don't become overwhelmed with antiques that need TLC, I always tell my repairmen to just stick to pieces dating from the early 1600's through the mid-1700's --- "If it ain't Baroque, don't fix it, boys --- we'll send all the items from other periods elsewhere for refurbishing."

by QuacksO November 23, 2018

oh shit if I get caught with this I'm fucked

What is said after you accidentally (or sometimes purposely) download child pornography onto your computer.

B3nhur: hey i just DLed one night in paris
J4ke: omg! is it hott??
B3nhur: oh shit if i get caught with this i'm fucked
J4ke: wut? y?
B3nhur: cause it's fuckin kid porn under the wrong name
J4ke: omfg

by J4ke July 15, 2006

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest

wipe it off him and say you're sorry

what happens if you cum across a tiger in the forest? wipe it off him and say you're sorry

by philsayshi1 November 20, 2013