i'm soft now

When something not cool makes you soft.
Person A: *Shows a picture of a cat rather than themselves*
Person B: I'm soft now
by Adam Nic October 09, 2018
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I'm Not Gonna Sugarcoat It

When you absolutely refuse to sugarcoat the most honest ass-whooping in your life, using the most effective and simplest methods to knock a nigga to the ground. Minimal effort: maximum results.

Originally stems from an image of Kazuya Mishima from TEKKEN and the absurdly useful yet easiest input that stops enemies dead: Electric Wind God Fist or EWGF, which leads into a free ass whooping, OR you can spam the thing up to 4-5 times to take out an absurdly large amount of health from your opponent.
Person 1: "I'm not gonna sugarcoat it."
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: "Izanami."
Person 2: "FUCK-"

Person 2 is dead.

Kazuya: f,n,D/F+2 (Electric Wind God Fist)
Kiryu: R1 + Triangle/RB + Y (Tiger Drop)
Sol Badguy: ↓↘ → + K (Bandit Revolver)
Happy Chaos: WHILE At the Ready or Steady Aim hit HS (Fire)
Serious Sam: S (Walks Backwards)
Some Random Mf: Reaches into Pocket (Glock to the chest)
Some Paranoid Mf: Tanks the shot (Bulletproof Vest)
by The Legendary Solid Seth August 17, 2023
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Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.
Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.
by Adomzz January 25, 2021
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i'm all day

Jamal: I'm all day.
Mike: Your only joking.
Jamal: Come again?
Mike: As you would be, I guess.
by Jamal Day August 18, 2008
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I'm watching you

don't check your door tonight and i'd keep your curtains closed tonight.
by Bathmooom748 May 05, 2022
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Hi I'm cool

Hi I'm from spongebob
Hi I'm cool like you are
by Zgzggdhd June 25, 2022
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I'm gonna pog

both expressing a high amount of joy, and nutting as hard as you can.
Sarah: Dude that dream is a psychic dream
Jake: Oh shit you're right, I think I'm gonna pog
by MsterGhost July 30, 2021
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