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helligible

When something is eligible for a program or funding, without question or room for doubt.
It's "hella" eligible - Helligible.
Máire: Hey, do you think this application is eligible for this new program?

Henrik: Yea, no doubt. It's helligible!
by Lawdawg74 October 23, 2024
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Halliburton Handjob

The act of jerking someone off to distract them from the Alaskan Pipeline that’s about to be shoved up their ass.

Most frequently employed by DC lobbyists on various segments of the American public and by Amber Heard on unsuspecting romantic partners.
1. Dazzled by the company’s offer of thousands of good-paying factory jobs in exchange for tax cuts and reduced regulations, the city council was once again fooled by the old Halliburton Handjob.

2. After hearing of her boyfriend Brodie’s infidelity, Justine organized a gangbang and ambushed Brodie with a Halliburton Handjob in front of all his friends.
by Call Me Ahab January 20, 2024
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hellish landscape

Something that I say way too much for some reason even though I am not british
by Redstowen February 14, 2024
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hellion hero

the best YTPer ever. his sentence mixing is god-tier and the videos are hilarious ! defies YT‘s policy and its bullshit. best vids are probs dr Phil (aka love and pedophil), susserbad and many more :)

** i hope his vids don’t get taken down**
Person 1: have you seen Hellion hero’s new video ?
Person 2: bro I did ! It’s so funny

Person 1: Ikr ! I hope it doesn’t get taken down by YT
Person 2: I hope he doesn’t get demonetised
by Samurasisch December 11, 2023
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hellic

When something is so hectic that it you need a stronger word
Alexei: you ready for the second semester?
Vasily: omg yes, the first semester was so hellic that I'm ready to turn it all around (:
by Wtf is a handle? January 2, 2024
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Hilling

Guys be jacking it, girls be jilling it, and the trans be hilling it. The act of masturbating your mutilated transgenitals.
Jack turned to Jill and went to hill, and he hasn’t stopped hilling since.
by Chimp-Arm April 25, 2024
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Hallieful

An extreme level of beauty that’s even greater than the term beautiful.
Hallie has beauty that goes beyond this world. She’s not just beautiful.. she’s halliefull!
by ILoveHallieB July 17, 2024
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