you never change horse in mid term

Term Batterivatten uses when he does not have a qucik comeback

Person nr 1 - Hey You Know What They Say Batterivatten, You Can Not Teach an Old Dog New Tricks

Batterivatten - Yes, You Never Change Horse In Mid Term

by Lord Moridin July 2, 2009

Bomb-proof horse

A horse that is very well trained and calm, that isn't easily spooked. Term originated for Military horses who must be "bomb-proof" so they don't spook at the sound of a bomb/gun/etc.

Children's riding ponies often must be bomb-proof because kids tend to run and jump and make loud noises--all things that might scare an ordinary horse and cause him to hurt somebody.

My old mare Goldie was a bomb-proof horse-- We could drive the tractor right past her and she wouldn't even flinch!

by WolfPatronus August 28, 2011

Hornsmaniac

A person who thinks he is cool, smart, funny, or fun to be around, but in reality is incredibly lame, stupid, idiotic, and just generally annoying.

Maurice was talking to Geoffrey when Martin came and started talking and trying to be funny. This is when Maurice and Geoffrey realized Martin was a total Hornsmaniac.

by Moe January 22, 2005

horse dog

Something that is of such low quality it becomes worse than horse shit and dog shit put together.

-Have you tried Better buy orange juice?
Yes, its horse dog!

by solomonf January 11, 2009

Horse

A big doggo

“Horses: He protecc. He attacc. And most importantly, he a snacc.”

by The horse girl with ponies August 1, 2019

booty horse

Totally awesome. A good thing that has transpired. Descriptive of something that is favorable and somewhat unexpected, like finding $20 in your pocket. Correct pronounciation places more emphasis on the word "BOOTY" and comparably less on the word "horse".

"I heard that Professor Felcher said that going to lectures are optional.", said Timmy.
"That is BOOTY horse.", said Justin Z.

by Big Pimp January 30, 2005

gargle horse loads

To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.

"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"

"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"

"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."

"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."

by Plug One February 25, 2009