by Mykholas October 19, 2023
Get the Fucking Hell mug.A hypothetical kind of life-clock that would show the exact date of death of any evil/Hell-bound individual. This device is still undergoing construction.
A person who is paying a huge price for rent or something might say, "Hey when's my landlord's Hell-by-date?"
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
And the answer would automatically be, "June 27, 2999."
by smoke muffin June 18, 2021
Get the Hell-by-Date mug.Being stuck in an Uber that tortures you in some way. A driver that does 5under the speed limit in the left lane. In a car with no ventalation. Most specifically the discomfort must extend the trip and increase with time.
It's was only supposed to take 20min. but the driver's BO was a one way ticket to 40min of uber-hell.
by Ian-g June 10, 2018
Get the Uber-hell mug.Usually a common typo for the often used term, Hell Hole. This term of course which means; a place of horrific and agonizing terror.
The nearly identical term, Hell Hold, also retains a nearly identical definition. However, unlike the more commonly used term, Hell Hole, the term Hell Hold is more accurately and fully pronounced in its use of virtually the same meaning.
The component term, “Hold” implies an inescapable death grip of permanence in the place where one endures horrific and agonizing terror through ever-lasting torment.
This more versatile and formally pronounced form of the same phrase is sure to never be noticed as a deviation from it’s secular counterpart, Hell Hole. Also, the point will come across as a more impactful statement knowing that it can be said louder and more confidently as it is a more accurate and meaningful statement.
The nearly identical term, Hell Hold, also retains a nearly identical definition. However, unlike the more commonly used term, Hell Hole, the term Hell Hold is more accurately and fully pronounced in its use of virtually the same meaning.
The component term, “Hold” implies an inescapable death grip of permanence in the place where one endures horrific and agonizing terror through ever-lasting torment.
This more versatile and formally pronounced form of the same phrase is sure to never be noticed as a deviation from it’s secular counterpart, Hell Hole. Also, the point will come across as a more impactful statement knowing that it can be said louder and more confidently as it is a more accurate and meaningful statement.
Example 1
Person A: Are you ready to go back to work yet?
Person B: Hell no, I ain’t ready to go back to that Hell Hold!!!!!!
Example 2
Person A: So how was Jury Duty today? I saw that it lasted like 12 hours....
Person B: Yeah, it was a split jury, so they kept me at that Hell Hold all day until they finally unlocked the doors for us at 6pm.
Person A: Are you ready to go back to work yet?
Person B: Hell no, I ain’t ready to go back to that Hell Hold!!!!!!
Example 2
Person A: So how was Jury Duty today? I saw that it lasted like 12 hours....
Person B: Yeah, it was a split jury, so they kept me at that Hell Hold all day until they finally unlocked the doors for us at 6pm.
by Larry Berkshire July 1, 2018
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Get the Hells to the Yells mug.by Bippityboppityblowme May 16, 2017
Get the hell on ice mug.The intense, simultainious, feeling of frostbite and burning that you get when you accidently (?) masturbate with sports cream.
In my haste to rub out a quick one. I accidently grabbed the sports cream instead of the lotion. My dick felt like one of hells icicles.
by Darth Matches September 15, 2011
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