40mph hero

A person who never exceeds forty miles per hour, even on long straight roads, in clear conditions which have a higher speed limit. The same people will often stay at 40 even in lower speed limit areas. They are one of the most frequent causes of delays, road rage and dangerous overtaking.

"Sorry I am late, I got stuck behind a 40mph hero" or "I was about to cross the road when I almost got ran over by a 40mph hero"

by Nathan90akaGuts February 02, 2023

Super Hero Jesse James

In an alternate universe/ dimension Jesse James the most infamous killer of the wild west is a super hero!

Relentless and fighting for the people of the United States of America.

Person 1: So dude I was talking to a friend yesterday and we had this conversation about the wild west.

Person 2: yeah?

Person 1: Dude what if Jesse James wasn't just and outlaw but a good guy.

Person 2: Dude! Super Hero Jesse James!

Person 1: Man we need to tell everybody!!

Person 2: You're right let's get goin.

by Whynot90 December 27, 2022

Guitar Hero Thursday

when you're in hell, Satan will sometimes announce Guitar Hero Thursday if he's ran out of torture to give to folks.

Steve: hey, you gonna be there for guitar hero Thursday this week?

Jeff: nah, Satan and I have some unfinished torture to get to

by TrugoyDaPriest March 11, 2019

hero main

Wanker with no skill whatsoever and relies on RNG to win matches

Look at this bitch. He's such a hero main

by SBG_Banana November 10, 2020

Square Box Hero

Individuals that reside in a trailer park and commit great acts of greatness and stupidity

After chugging 24 beers and passing out, Kyle was crowned the "Square Box Hero" of the day.

by The KC Huckster July 06, 2023

pussy hero

A type of sex in which the woman is used like a video game often involving multiple orgasms for a time but often subsequent boredom from the woman as she grows to realize and resent the gamers emotional indifference.

Jeff has a long tongue and is the reining champion of pussy hero.

by Bluepillprofessor October 24, 2018

Hall Hero

Person at the dorm, who have literally everything in his room and has no problem to share those items.

Tom is actually hall hero, he borrowed me his drill yesterday.

It is hard to be hall hero, when half of your items are never returned.

by hallhero December 13, 2019