hands-free

The act of going on a night out without a handbag, and your gear rammed in pockets to enable easy dancing*

*hands-free works better if there is a bloke with deep pockets nearby.

by Ms. Wheels November 9, 2008

hearty handshake

Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.

Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."

by Wizards Sleeve October 8, 2006

No Hands Dance

When you are trying to dance with a girl at a club and she tries to get away you hang on for dear life.
After she gives up trying to get away you can then engage in the no hands dance.
You do so by grinding with the girl but waving your hands in the air.

Guy 1: "Hey it looks like Mike's girl finally gave up"

Guy 2: "Yep. Hes doing the No Hands Dance"

Guy 1: *Laughs*

by fan187 February 18, 2011

porn hands

A woman with small hands. Women with small hands are ideal in pornographic images and videos because their daintiness make the man's penis appear larger.

Did you see that girl in Titty Titty Gang Bang? Her porn hands really complimented all 12 cocks around her.

by pedobeaver March 6, 2011

Devilishly Handsome

When a man is handsome but in a more devious-looking or sinister-looking way. Usually associated with darker hair, larger eyes, gaunter faces and dangerous charm. Possibly includes extravagant facial hair.

"Did you see Alehandro's new moustache-goatee combo? It makes him look like a cartoon villain!"

"I disagree, I think it makes him look Devilishly Handsome!"

by Trumoi January 21, 2016

jazz hands ass

A way of describing a fatty ass that jiggles when a person walks.

Haha look at that jazz hands ass!

by Robin Everett August 10, 2006

nairobi handshake

A gentle testicle cupping, as a greeting.

"If you're lucky, she'll greet you with the famous nairobi handshake"

by astroblaster April 16, 2007