hairy mustard gorilla gay balls

When you are gay and cover your hairy balls in mustard and have a gorilla fondle your nuts

Person A: "Hey what's steve doing?"
Steve: "Im doing hairy mustard gorilla gay balls rn."
Person A: "Thats kinda gay"
Steve: "I know"

by goofyfoog March 31, 2025

Hairy Tickler

When a man has hairy bitch tits, and it's cold enough in the room or outside to make his nipples hard, a woman can ride his tit like a vibrator to cum on HIS tits .

Jane didn't have sex with him, but she did cum on Blake's tits last night!
Wait, how?

He gave her the Hairy Tickler!

by Think4yourslf April 21, 2025

hairy hamish the chunky monkey

somebody who looks like a twink but is really fucking hairy mainly in there butthole but also on the chest waist belly balls fuckin pubes nipples asshole hairs

Anna: woah he looks like the twinkiest dude ive ever seen: nicole:i know right but i saw him without his shirt on he was just like hairy hamish the chunky monkey

by Ari xaiver gordon June 7, 2025

Rose-hairy

A legendary level of fuzziness achieved by a girl named Rosemary whose body hair game is so strong, she could single-handedly knit a sweater during a heatwave. Often spotted rocking shorts with the confidence of a bald eagle in a wind tunnel.

Dude, I thought a squirrel brushed past my leg, but nope—it was just Rose-hairy leaning in for a hug.

by ThePunisher_617 June 12, 2025

Hairy Pickleball

A variant of pickleball that is played without pants, with everyone's hairy pickles exposed.

I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.

Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball

by Senor Dank Nugs April 9, 2024

hairy smooth

A slap, first with the back of the hand (hairy) followed by a slap with the palm

You’ll get a hairy smooth if you don’t behave!

by Pig boy and the froot May 18, 2024

Hairy Chew

When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca

How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.

by TizzleJaWizzle43 February 18, 2024