Monta Vista High School

A school dominated by Asians, both smart, dumb, and in between, where parents murder you for grades, where tests are a huge huge huge huge huge part of your grade, and also projects, where the Juniors are the dominating class, where there are a couple hundred clubs, interesting schedules, an odd mix of personalities and nasty attitudes, a place where you will get back stabbed for the hopes of getting a good grade, and where the Matadors live.

It's located in Cupertino, California, Fremont District.
Oh and our football team sucks.
And it's not Monte. It's Monta. Dunno why.

@Monta Vista High School
Kim: CRAP I GOT A A-. IMMA DIE.
Chen: WHAT ABOUT ME? I GOT A 98%! MY PARENTS ARE GONNA BE SO MAD I DIDN'T GET A 100%!

Girl 1: Like, god, that Guy1 is hot! You should date him!
Girl 2: Nah, I rather like that Guy2. But Guy3 likes me too. Phooey.

Monta Vista High School by Durhurthe Great. October 26, 2010

Mason High School 

A school where you are lucky to know half your grade because like 3200 fuckin kids go there. If you don't wear a polo everyday then no one likes you unless you wear a football jersey because that means you are really cool. Big obnoxious Jordans are cool shoes to wear as long as you have socks on that go up to your knees. Although this is very uncomfortable, people might like you if you wear it. Every Friday a very loud guy gets on the announcements and yells "Comet Country" a thousand times and tells everyone we are going to win the football games. Even though we never win, no one points out that "Wild Man Whitney" was wrong once again. Finally, everyone wants to be a Lax Bro.

Friend 1"Dude, that kid goes to Mason high school"
Friend 2"How do you know?"
Friend 1"He's wearing a polo and Jordan's that weigh 8 pounds apiece. And look at those socks! They must be touchin his ballsac!"

Mason High School by mynameisbarry October 12, 2011

Gates Chili High School

A high school based in Rochester, New York which is a prison where parents who don't give a shit about their kid send them. The groups that are most common in schools are PR's, ignant black people who stab others with rat tail combs, white people who think they're as black as Djimon Hounsou (from Blood Diamond), and most of the county's whores who produce a fair percentage of it's population. And don't forget that half of the school's population that sell drugs and are pimps. And the other half are innocent kids who are thrown in there because it's cheep and teaches them how to survive in the wild. Also, the school finds it necessary to put most of the black kids in the purple hall.

Jim: Yo dude, you hear about Gates Chili High School?
Fred: Yeah, I heard some kid got stabbed with a comb over a quarter.
Jim: Nah not that. Someone got mauled by a lion in the purple hall!
Fred: Holy shit! That really is a jungle!

Gates Chili High School by Super Colonel February 9, 2012

Osborn High School 

the ghettoest of ghettoest of ghettoest of all school of world

that bitch has 6 kids and she in the 10th grade of Osborn High School damm

Osborn High School by wing-zero1234 November 30, 2011

woodbury high school 

Woodbury high school is a high school where rich white kids vape in the bathroom. Fights happen at least once a week and people get suspended for being drunk at school dances, and half the kids have been to treatment. But all in all A1 education

Woodbury high school is a lit place

woodbury high school by Wildgirl101 May 5, 2017

anderson high school

A white ass school where most people get high in The bathroom, it’s an awful place and everyone wants to die but... but nothing it sucks

Anderson High School is SHIT BRO

anderson high school by BigDaddyyyyyy December 9, 2017

Boulder High School 

A glorified daycare

I have to drop Johnny off at Boulder High School. Today he’s learning how to read!

Boulder High School by PupperFrancini June 5, 2018