Fuckably

Combination of 'to fuck' and 'probably'. Used to describe a person we not necessarily like but would probably fuck.

Don't confuse with Fuckably Hot

- Do you like him?
- Fuckably.

by dumb_dj March 10, 2011

Fuck shit fuck

The word you express when you are about to die in COD, or any other multi-player game.
or when two curse words just aren't enough

*Stuck with Semtex*
"FUCK SHIT FUCK!!"

*Last alive in search*
"FUCK SHIT FUCK"

"the paper was due today"
"FUCK SHIT FUCK!!"

by LEROYYJENKINNS November 29, 2011

Fuck Cape

A hand towel worn around your neck and shoulders during sex in a bathroom. Usually because a surface is cold after changing positions (female).

Female: "This mirror is cold on my back"
Male: "Here how's that?" (Places hand towel around shoulders)
Female: "Much better now that I have my Fuck Cape"

by Belly22 January 5, 2013

Fuck Factor

A magical number that when added to, subtracted from, or mutiplied or divided by any amount always increases the amount that a person is required to pay for a product or service.

I called the water company today to figure out why my bill had gone up. The rep told me to take my normal usage and multiply it by the fuck factor to determine my new rate.

by wyldwillie September 4, 2013

fuck it moment

It's a moment, in life, just like the one before you jump into a cold pool, you say fuck it and dive right in.

When you are out at a bar and you catch eyes with a babe walking passed you.. You want to stop them, but your nervous. Then you remember the fuck it moment and say, hi.

You write a text to someone but start to over analyze it, fuck it- send!

by Fireflyliv July 7, 2014

fuck to give

If you have a "fuck to give", it means you actually care about the situation or problem, which is generally rare. A "fuck to give", can also quickly disappear.

When you don't have a "fuck to give", you have no intention of caring about anything that relates to the problem/situation/statement.

"So, Monday morning I had a terrible experience. I had-" "I don't have a fuck to give."

by Jam3s_B0nd July 15, 2014

Fuck ya mouth up

A directive used to cease nonsensical and/or annoying dialog from a subnormal individual before it becomes anymore abrasive to ones ears.

1) subnormal individual:"Hello, it's a lovely day for a brisk walk to the cafe for a wheat germ smoothie."
Ones self with or without a hangover:"Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"

2)subnormal individual:"Hey, want to know what I think?"
Ones self with or without a hangover: "Cunt, fuck ya mouth up!"

by Callum sanchomarquez August 15, 2016