Deep Fried Squid Balls

When you stick your balls in a deep fryer and say "blub blub i'm an octopus nigga" and then fuck someone

person: "aye me and this bitch made deep fried squid balls"

by xvx_k1r1t0_xvx_killme January 21, 2022

fried

your fried as in your stuiped

hey buddy your fried

by lillyvlogs December 12, 2018

Salty Fries

your fingers after performing a manual sexual stimulation, especially if you lick them

She sucked them so well after I finger-banged her so hard...she likes them salty fries!

by gray696969 December 8, 2018

Dick Fries

When your girl is married you aren't getting any dick but you know she's getting smashed by her husband and y'all sharing frites at the Red robin

Yo you aren't smashing her but but y'all sharing food, you eating them dick fries.

by Butters1251 August 14, 2022

Fried to the hat

Drunk to the most maximum levels

Hey man when I get back from the military we gotta get “fried to the hat”

by Fatdoinkdave January 4, 2019

Bitch on Fries

A negative phrase conveying someone is out of their mind.

Don't mess with Mrs. Smith because she is a bitch on fries when she gets mad.
Nah, she didn't do anything. Bitch on fries today, I guess.

by BlyLomdi October 24, 2024

Deep Fried Twinkie

When a woman forgets to take her tampon out so it's in there for 2 months.
Usually found while eating her out. You then pull it out, throw it and carry on.

Spanky: oh my god you really banged Leah? Dude, that things a wizard sleeve.

Casey: Man, it gets worse. Leah had a deep fried twinkie!

Spank: No fucking way!

by Poondawg9 June 7, 2018