fried eggs

The method a abortion using a bunson burner or large lighter, gasoline, belt, and a towel.

Person1: I thought you got her pregnant.

Person2: Yeah, I did but I made some fried eggs this morning.

by Naes Ttukcup September 21, 2005

fredo

basically your typical "guido" but specifically a guy who is:

a) morbidly obese and thinks he's the hottest thing alive
b) can barely hold a decent conversation with someone
c) makes fun of everyone and does not realize that he is secretly being made fun of
d) lives in a Tony Soprano world and is completely delusional
e) is basically a bum in a house
f) makes a HORRENDOUS bf

g) thinks he's a g but really who is he really kiddin?

Taylor: "Did you see that guy checking us at by the bar?"
Jennifer: "Ughh..him hes such a fredo!"

by brooklynzfinestt July 2, 2009

Amber Fry" or "Amber Fried

To take revenge on or betray a lying, cheating,weasely ex-lover (as in Scott Peterson and Amber Frey).

If my girlfriend finds out I'm married, she's going to "Amber Fry" me and tell my wife.

That cheating guy is going to get "Amber Fried" by his ex-girlfriend if he isn't careful. She's going to tell the authorities that he is a drug dealer or something.

by Not-gonna-tellya May 8, 2005

Fried Muddy

fried muddy is the residue in a crack pipe.
the brown oil dripping down the inside.

well all my crack is gone so now its time to smoke fried muddy!that mudd is sooo scrumptious

by T.N.T July 27, 2007

fried cyclops

When you have nasty, sloppy sex (anal or vaginal) and then go to sleep without taking a shower. When you wake up in the morning, peel back your foreskin and look at your penis head on; the crusties around the glans make it look like a fried cyclops.

Bill's fried cyclops happened because of his mom's poor hygiene.

by dick thicksmith March 1, 2009

freedom toast

A single piece/peace of toast for abundance.

Clearing the mess and toasting after victory

A morning non-white bread with nothing on it or absolutely everything on it.

A mandatory and essential part of Breakfast of Champions who have fought in the struggle.

Toast to Abundance and everything that comes with it. For good and for bad for ecstatic and for sad.

Did you see Obama's Freedom Toast after killing Osama?

No Freedom Toast for Berlusconi

They shot off guns in Libya for their freedom toast. That's Libya for ya.

This Freedom Toast is Sacrilicious!!

by c-hat-e May 14, 2012

Fried rice

Referencing an Asian who is dumb as shit ; high on life .

Look Pedro .. that fried rice over there is doing some weird stuff

by Cecilbricklayer2 January 13, 2019