one foot in the grave

To have "one foot in the grave" is to be close to death; depicting an elderly or sick person or animal close to death, or one with a life so pathetic that their life barely counts as living.

Carl lives alone, has no friends, and spends his days drinking till' he sleeps. You could say he's got one foot in the grave. // "Grandpa is 102 and has leukemia, I'm sorry to say it, but he's already got one foot in the grave."

by junkiii April 24, 2020

semen footed booby

When you cover a lady's boob in cum and feet

bro i just gave polly a semen footed booby

by Poll3nth3wol599 January 21, 2023

Japanese Foot Massage

You put a foot into your partners rectum while they do a sudoku

I was talking to Mary the other day and she mentioned that she and John had begun experimenting with a "Japanese foot massage"

by jpm1-hopfgarten January 27, 2023

Five foot nothing

The size of a petite female, a midget guy, or an otherwise average or unremarkable guy with no head.

Rudy was five foot nothing, just like Bubby was after his 1995 wreck.

by The Original Agahnim October 30, 2021

Nine foot nick

Nine foot nick feet is a stupid person that has little pp

Hey nine foot nick how are you

by Little foot rick February 1, 2022

Eat foot day

On January 18 it’s eat foot day!

Friend:hey
You:hehehehe it’s eat foot day
Friend:uh oh
You:nom nom nom

by Eat foot girl December 9, 2020

61st Regiment of Foot

A group of absolute retards, sometimes confused as alt right. These dumbasses constantly get into fucked up situations and must scooby doo that shit out.

Join the 61st Regiment of Foot, the finest, most retarded Holdfast regiment out there.

by TheMemeingFur February 13, 2021