Micheal shot and killed Camrin Jo Hill on April 18th 2021. The best human being to ever exist. Then later after he murdered her he bragged about eating a bullet. He is a wanna be gangster running a stuipd gang called LOR, stand or loyalty over royalty when truly his morals are the opposite of that. Hope is his little sister. The reason why this is a definition here is because both of them used to be my bestfriends but just 30 minutes ago from me writing this they tried to car hop my car 4 hours after I got my car back from being fixed. You may think im petty but I'll admit it. I am petty but they, they are the definition of FAKE!!
A fake address generator is a fuckingscam, most people use it for credit card information but when the realized it doesn't work they cry like a baby.
John: Hey, check out fake address generator! You can use it for free trials and stuff.
Micheal: Okay.
John: Did you get your free trial?
Micheal: NO!! It is a fucking scam, I am broke and I have no money.
Someone who is so fake blonde that they don't even bother dyeing their hair blonde
Haters: alhaitham isn't a fake blonde, he doesn't even have blonde hair
Me, an intellectual: exactly hence he's fake fake blonde, which makes him the fakest blonde mvp