Fairy Bonk

1. To bop someone on the head, little bunny foo foo style.

2. When two twinks get it on.

1. Oh no, I accidentally fairy bonked the cat while playing with him!

2. Did you see the fairy bonking going on in the bathroom earlier?

by KokoDragon July 12, 2020

cranny-fairy

when a man/boy first eats/drinks cranberries

tom: hey bill have you ever had cranberries
bill: yes
tom: well you should try them their delicious
bill; wow your a real cranny-fairy

by guido123 August 25, 2009

input fairy

Someone whose task mainly involves typing in data that may or may not include markup - e.g. XML, HTML - as well.

Contrast this to code monkey, whose main task is to type code, as opposed to data.

Oh, just pass the translations in the 18 languages to our input fairy, she will put them into the XML files in no time.

by numbeten September 13, 2011

chinkle fairy

a chinkle fairy is a small man that eather has a very large penis or a very small penis and a soft voice .

that person is a chinkle fairy.

by 💦squidward💦 November 29, 2017

Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales

Da "unicorns and rainbows" kiddie-version of da history of da first colonists' settling in da "new world", which leaves out much of da "grim" realities of their actual "adventures", such as lack of preparedness, unwise habits, mistreating da indigenous residents, etc.

Da Salem witch-trials could perhaps be given da "grim grins" title of "Pilgrimm's Fairy Tales", as well, in dat da absurdly-preposterous "stories" dat were told about said trials' unfortunate accused were merely "fairy tale" --- i.e., largely fanciful and imaginary --- statements dat were made by da plaintiffs who were of Puritan lineage, da same as da original travelers on da "named for what comes after April showers" ship.

by QuacksO April 30, 2025

Fairy Dust

Homosexual Biker's version of Angel Dust often dealt by codename: Sugar Fairies.

(Can be rainbow colored)

HB: Hey man look what I got! (pulls out rainbow colored drug)

Other HB: Woah, Fairy Dust! That shit's legit!

by Mokovi August 11, 2024

pipe fairy

A discerning young lady who, due to her fondness and/addiction to crack (the pipe), is willing to perform certain acts of personal debasement with a view to obtaining money and/or crack.

You can bend that bitch over and nut in her if you got rock. She’ll probably suck you off for a $20. She’s a total Pipe Fairy.

by Busty Giselle April 8, 2023