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English Smile

When a person is unhappy with their current situation. However, as they are English, they are too polite to admit it. Therefore, they will 'put on' an English Smile.
Barber: Are you happy with your haircut sir?
Gent: Oh this? Hmmm? Well yeah, this EXACTLY what I wanted... bald patch and all.

*The Gentleman breaks into a traditional English Smile
by Lucas Jolson April 16, 2010
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search engine

A website where pornographers, spammers, and online casinos collect new victims by interspersing links to their websites with links to information that lusers are searching for.
My daughters have a fever, I just went to a search engine to research "hot girls" and was very dissappointed with the results.
by Chaz May 3, 2005
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New England Redneck

People found in rural New England. These people tend to be far nicer and more down to earth than those residing in larger New England cities but on the other hand they aren't very educated and don't know much about anything other than where their from. These people can be found throughout Vermont (especially south western Vermont), parts of New Hampshire and Connecticut, and in Worcester and Franklin County Massachusetts.
Bostonian In Western Mass: Those people were very nice but i don't think they had much of an education
Bostonian In Western Mass #2: Must be New England Rednecks
by antipopculture May 5, 2011
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Cheat Engine Forums

Your daily source of 'lulz'.
"Hey Jim, you ever been to Cheat Engine Forums?"
"Fuck the internet."
by Flabbergastion December 2, 2007
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engage

a word (usually yelled) that supposively can trigger practically any thing to "blast off" in a rocket-like manner.
ENGAGE!!!!!!!!

(some telephone booth suddenly shoots out fire and flys up into the air)
by Fart! May 13, 2005
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english barbecue

The weather's alway's too shit for a traditional BBQ. Instead an Englishman just cooks up a normal meal in his kitchen, known as an English BBQ.
"You should come over for a good ol' English BBQ, I'll cook us up some octopus, steak and shrimp.
by Diego August 18, 2003
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afro-engineering

The science of half-assing small repair jobs.

When used in isolation sometimes referred to as a nigger rig.

When an individual believes his way of repairing is the best way, yet his repair will certainly fails within weeks due to the quality and use of improper equipment.
My dad has a degree in afro-engineering. Look at all the repairs he never actually fixed.
by barney_phife September 25, 2009
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