Douche canoe

A person that's so douchey that a bag is too small.

Douche canoe, When being a douche bag just won't do.

by C.R.W January 16, 2013

douche badge

Any visible accessory (t-shirt, tat, jewelry, bumper sticker, etc) that would clearly indicate that a guy is a douche bag.

girl1: "I can't believe that guy asked me out and then hooked up with my roommate the same day."

girl2: "Why not? You didn't notice the naked tat of his ex on his forearm? I saw that douche badge a mile away."

by protien0g March 31, 2009

douche nerd

A geeky person who's become overly confident with the opposite sex. These people tend to treat their significant other with less respect than when they were not so confident.

This usually happens because geekiness has become more socially acceptable than in the past, and more people are attracted to geeks then ever before.

Boyfriend: Wow, there are so many hott chicks on my facebook now!
Girlfriend: Your such a douche nerd lately.

by UrbanLinguist2 June 30, 2011

douche tank

tank top worn mostly by bros and other white influenced douche bags

Look at that dude in his billabong douche tank.

by mrELsenor February 20, 2011

Passing the Douche

A phrase used to describe the action in which one douche bag gives another a high five.

Jake: damn man look at those douche bags. They think there so cool with thier high five.
Alex: I know man. Thier passing the douche!

Jake: alex look at those tools in the white suits!
Alex: I'll bet you four dollars they pass the douche.
Jake: To late man they are passing it already.

by BatmanForReal February 28, 2010

Douche Popsicle

A person having at least one, but most often several qualites of a douche bag that makes them appear frozen in perpetual douchitude.

Your friend that goes out with a fake tan, frosted tips, gold chain and wife-beater is never going to get laid because he's a fucking douche popsicle.

by Lego Kabul July 12, 2010

Golden Douche

The act of washing out your vagina with a man's urine

My husband gave me a golden douche

by Cock Rofler February 27, 2011