Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals

Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?

by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021

Fort Dave

To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.

Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.

by Fort Dave June 1, 2018

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

Male Domestic Short Hair Mix Cat

Dave The Magical Cheese Wizard

by Dave The Magical Cheese August 5, 2024

Dave

Weak

Haha it's Dave! I always knew you were a bit weak

by Shlock March 30, 2020

Doing A Dave

Doing a Dave is when while playing Halo, someone gets shot with a Spartan Laser but doesn't die straight away.
This count for multiple hits on the player.

Pete: Did you see that shot? You should have died
Dave: I know
Pete: Yeah, you were Doing a Dave!

by new_messiah October 14, 2010

Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

by lengerzbro June 12, 2022

dave the dick destroyer

Dave is a man who just wanted to enjoy his egg salad sandwich in London Bridge, Platform 2. However, he was stalked by a small 12 year old girl. Therefore he did not enjoy his sandwich.

Dave the dick destroyer really destroyed my dick.

by Angle the egg layer January 16, 2025