Dirty Dan

A middle aged man who visits the local bar 3+ times a week and usually gets a little too fucked up

“Dirty Dan had a rough night at Squires last night”

“Pat stop fiddling with your sister and get your old man a beer” -Dirty Dan

by eater_of_ass May 18, 2022

Dan the man

A man in a ocean full of women who swims like a fish

Dan: hola

Surf instructor: open ur ass

Dan the man open to all

by Girlygirlyy2k June 6, 2025

Dan

The right hand of god.
The coolest person you will ever meet!
(Main character )

Person 1: Man, I don’t know what to do! There is no way we can fix this ourselves.
Person 2: Don’t worry I know what to do!!! Call DAN!

Person 1: Well what’s he gonna do?
Person 2: Are you kidding???? He is the right hand of God, he can do anything! There’s nothing he can’t do!!!!!!!!!!

by Right~hand~of~god February 19, 2022

Dan Montenegro

Very sus, very clean, ultimate golden sombrero

Yo this guy Dan Montenegro gets no box.

by anonymous October 11, 2021

Dan william

Dan William is a really hot dude that could Get with anyone

“See that guy over there?” “Oh Yeah hes a total dan william!”

by Exemoblueberry November 21, 2021

Dan roach

Sexiest man you'll ever meet, often cannot be found like finding a rare pokemon.

Sam: Yo I think I just found Dan Roach Ashik: ye man that guy was pretty fit tbf

by Big Tube January 6, 2023

Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider

A Nickelodeon Scandal.

Nickelodeon Dan "Get In The Van" Schneider "The Boot!"

B-Dum Tsss

by Maya Butreeks May 13, 2021