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Jack Daniels

A not particularly fantastic yet exceedingly popular whiskey. I find that it's most drinkable induced straight in copious amounts, which will lead to an absolute cunt of a hangover often accompanied by partial memory loss; however, it appears to be most popular in Coca Cola or on the rocks. Take it how you like it - Jack Daniels is not a drink to be savoured, unlike a good single malt whisky like Laphroaig or a traditional Kentucky Bourbon like Van Winkle.

Jack Daniels is not a Bourbon but a "Tennessee sour-mash" because it employs the extra process of charcoal mellowing to add flavour, which some consider cheating the system. Incidentally, a bourbon can be made anywhere in the United States, not just Bourbon in Kentucky.

Jack Daniels is conspicuously advertised in film. Other notable examples of drinks that appear to be advertised in everything from the latest Hollywood drivel to your favourite American sitcom are Bombay Sapphire gin; Hennessy and Remy Martin Cognac; Grey Goose vodka; Dom Perignon and Veuve Clicquot Champagne.
1) I'm fucking depressed and I'm skint, so I'm going to drink a bottle of Jack Daniels and pass out on the floor.

2) I'm very suggestible and/or new to drinking, so "I'll have a JD and coke please barkeep".

3) Did you see 'Scent of a Woman'? What a load of shite. The entire plot revolved around Jack Daniels, or "John Daniels" as the protagonist affectionately called it.
by Neil Fox December 1, 2006
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Daniel Radcliffe

His accent is real, to all you choads who think he's fake. Young Harry Potter actor who is making a bg name for himself by adding bizzare roles to his filmography. He's seems rather nice and he's cute. Teenies love him, but most fans make fun of his goofy hair
Daniel Radcliffe would be ograsmic...if his hair was longer
by CrimsionLight October 24, 2006
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Jack Daniels

A Tennessee Sour-mash Whiskey. The number one drink of the Rock n' Roll lifestyle. Possibly the only good thing to ever come out of Tennessee, drank for it's distinct taste and it's ability to make grown men cry. Jack Daniels has a 40% alcohol volume and is a great drink for parties.
"Ah Jack Daniels is great! You wake up in a ditch somewhere!"
by Miss-Now-Diabolical April 15, 2007
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daniel keem

Your average racist cunt that should die in a fucking hole (Keemstar)
by ass wipe 101 February 26, 2017
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Daniel Vyravipillai

Known Excel expert, or 'Captain Excel'
Joelyn: Hey, he's like a total Daniel Vyravipillai
Melissa: I know, you should totally get on that
by John Tigana August 20, 2008
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Swiss Daniels

An alcoholic drink consisting of Swiss Miss and Jack Daniels Whiskey.
"Oh shit. We're out of mixers."

"No we ain't, we got some of dat Swiss Miss"

"Lets cook up some Swiss Daniels"
by jucestain March 15, 2009
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Metallic Daniel

One who is commonly referred to as Metallic Daniel because of his random acts of pedophilia in the Metal Dan style. One performs this task on local children (boys) on the periphery of the academy at which one attends. However this sex act can be performed anywhere and is often frowned upon by nearby civilians.
Sara: I can't believe that Metallic Daniel had the nerve to Metal Dan the headmaster's son, that's so disgusting!

Jack: Eh, depends on what you're into.
by meatycock November 30, 2011
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