Dave summers

Verb: A agricultural practice that describes a person sowing all of their land to one crop, usually Canola, for two or more years

1. “Ah you hear about tim he’s gonna Dave summers it this year”
“Fuck why would he do that?

by Canuck0305 June 19, 2019

Dave

Godlike... you will want to pounce on him!

Mom - 'are you meeting Dave tonight?'
Charl - 'yeah I'll be all over him like a tramp on chips!'

by beg4me August 4, 2022

Dave

- Always ends up on on floor after a drink

- Penis is dysfunctional

- Over the top hand gestures

- Vulnerable to knife crime

For example Seth was being Dave after he had an appointment with lucy eagle in Alfie’s bedroom

by lengerzbro June 12, 2022

Doing A Dave

Doing a Dave is when while playing Halo, someone gets shot with a Spartan Laser but doesn't die straight away.
This count for multiple hits on the player.

Pete: Did you see that shot? You should have died
Dave: I know
Pete: Yeah, you were Doing a Dave!

by new_messiah October 14, 2010

Chef Dave

A god among men, the only person that is keeping me at this cursed private school.

CHEF DAVE WHOOO
CHEF DAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

by Kinglybirb April 14, 2022

Dave Parky

Parky is an enlarged chap who likes to think he’s hard as fuck! Goes from job to job quite a lot drives buses and coaches.

He knocks about with two other fatties “Ste with the gout knees” and “monotone Eddie” both too are fuckwhits who think are funny.

Last Christmas 2020 Parky and Hill both came up with a plan to sell knock off headphones “AirPods” to their colleagues for 50 notes a piece, saying they was off the back of a lorry 😅 bad news for them is that half of them didn’t work and decided after a while that Parky would do a runner and fled the scene of a crime!

Don’t trust these three men as you’d find your arsehole to be widened and gaping and maybe slightly bleeding.

Parky drives a shitty vectra and his side kick Hill drives a BMW

Stay away from these individuals

Hey Dave Parky how do I get a sore arsehole?

by Keepguessingwhoiambitches October 27, 2021

Dave

Dave is always gay. prove me wrong.

Person 1: “OMG have you met my friend Dave yet”
Person 2: “no we’re is he?
*dave walks in*
Person 2:*thinking* is he gay?

by Piggliewink February 19, 2022