crotchal

having to do with or around the crotch

try and get yourself some crotchal action

by Auspex August 4, 2006

Crockosaur

A type of imaginary dinosaur that feeds on pain and misery. It will devour sadness and anger, and often bad people, until only love and happiness are left. This is why everyone close to or within eating distance of the Crockosaur will be gripped by uncontrollable spasms of laughter, because anything that upset them has been devoured.

NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.

"We were all bickering on D of E, but then Johnny noticed a Crockosaur and we all started laughing."

"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."

"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."

by The master of bears January 18, 2010

Brown Crown

When completing an especially large bowel movement, one or more of the resulting turds breaches or "crowns" above the water. Not to be confused with the Massive Brown Crown or Gorgo the Beast Master, when one or more turds are so large that they extend above the toilet seat, requiring the pooper to stand up in order to break off the turd and finish.

Guy 1: "Dude, you were in the shitter forever! What were you doing, scuba diving?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I just finished my Brown Crown. That thing was wonderful. I took a picture with my phone. I cried a little when I had to flush it."
Guy 1: "Well break out the picture, man!"

While in the bathroom ...
Friend 1: "Oh my god! I think I'm crapping out my soul!"
Friend 2 (at the next stall): "Bullshit! Let's compare dumps; I'll bet mine's bigger."
Both friends finish without wiping to compare dumps.
Friend 2: "Holy hell, man! You had a Brown Crown! That turd's almost touching the lid!"
Friend 1: "I know, man. That was almost a Massive Brown Crown. I almost want to name it!"

by Donkey Punching Queen December 20, 2013

croatian men

most gorgous men in the world, all 6ft tall dark hair, light eyes, tanned golden skin asif like a fish!lol! most beautiful bodies like they've mean swimming in the sea all day!

A great example no doubt is Mario Ancic, Hey and I'm Croatian so I'd better go and get me one of those croatian men!

by Mala April 4, 2005

Cropdusting

the act of farting WHILE walking; leaving a trail behind yourself

I can't stop walking to fart today so I'll just have to cropdust

by Tim S. December 9, 2004

Steven Crowder

A popular far right wing grifter and casual racist, anti-Semite, xenophobic, homophobic, and transphobic political commentator. He's known for being a douche bag frat bro who wears a gun holster at all times as a means to project fake machismo. He claims to be a great debater, but only debates people who he already knows agree with him and college students who are not used to publicly debating. When confronted by someone who actually knows how to debate (namely Sam Seder), he runs away like the little wimp that he actually is.

Sam Seder: Hi Steven, I'm here to debate you!
Steven Crowder: Oh no Sam Seder's here! What a fucking nightmare!

by Lynch/Fellini July 21, 2021

crop dusted

unleashing an unbarable fart on an unsuspecting civilian

Kumar crop dusted on a kid at Blockbuster's that caused the kid to suffocate.

by Arex Troy January 14, 2008