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covid herd

1. A group of people gathering together during a widespread panic with no protective measures.
2. A group of people protesting during a serious catastrophe with no protective measures
The Covid herd hit the beach this despite warnings not to.
by TavG April 19, 2020
mugGet the covid herdmug.

Anal covid

Spreading covid by injecting semen directly into the rectum; you’re welcome
I got anal covid from letting John fuck me last week. If only he wore a condom.
by EastSideCrackaKilla October 10, 2022
mugGet the Anal covidmug.

Covid-m

When the slope or gradient of the infection or mortality curve, denoted by the letter m, is increasing alarmingly to the point of almost breaking a new record every day as a new wave sweeps across a number of countries, which are often led by inept or corrupt leaders, who are more interested in their political survival than in saving people’s lives.
What value of m in Covid-m would force the authorities in countries or counties with high casualties or fatalities to implement a new lockdown?
by Covido December 10, 2020
mugGet the Covid-mmug.

Covid induced introvert

An extrovert that is now an introvert (or more introverted) after being stuck at home during the Covid pandemic. Most likely an introvert who still likes to be social but gets overwhelmed easier than they did pre-pandemic.
Jessica has to take a break after a party because she’s now a Covid induced introvert.
by iluvusometimes September 15, 2022
mugGet the Covid induced introvertmug.

COVID-Dick

Steven Colbert said it best, “Scientists have confirmed that Covid-Dick is real; yes, but he prefers to be called Ron DeSantis
by MamaRiosNJ January 19, 2022
mugGet the COVID-Dickmug.

Covid-19

The go-to excuse for lack of supplies in a store, lack of call handlers in customer support and basically anything that involves human contact.

Absolutely everything on this planet has been or is affected by this and the restrictions and lack of contact is causing so much more damage than the virus actually infecting people.
Then you get called selfish because you don't wish to have the vaccine, as the vulnerable people who are vaccinated are at risk of you spreading it to them, the key bit there being "vulnerable people who are vaccinated".
"hey can I contact customer support becuase I have just spent £300 on a product that is broken"
"Sorry, due to covid-19 there are no advisors in the office so we cannot help"
"Fuck you and fuck this virus which is no different to flu unless you're 103, yet the entire earth has to come to a standstill"
by Covid is brilliant September 2, 2021
mugGet the Covid-19mug.

Covid-💉

When some countries with the capability of developing a corona vaccine are getting their hackers to spy on their competitors’ research development of the virus so that they could become the first nation to launch it.
The Covid-💉 perpetrators are China, Russia, North Korea, and Iran, with the US and a few others pretending not to be involved in the spying business.
by Covido November 14, 2020
mugGet the Covid-💉mug.

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