Columbo

1. To fall into an episode, preferably s1e1 to fall asleep before 10pm. Usually, after a Rangers loss but also for no good reason at all.

2. A heavy slumber due to … no reason at all.

Are you going to Columbo soon or wait for a failed whale of blog to proof read?

by Franklin Sauce September 27, 2021

Columbus Day

Columbus Day and Indigenous people's day is the same day on a calendar. For the Indians, it's Fuck Columbus Day like every other day on the calendar.

Columbus certainly wasn't Santa Claus, so Columbus Day isn't anything like Christmas.

by The Original Agahnim October 7, 2021

Columbus Handshake

A greeting given to a girl in a bar, usually in Columbus. OH, where 2 fingers are inserted into the rectum.

Urban said he was just dancing with the girl in the bar, but he was spotted giving her the old Columbus Handshake.

by Southernernotbygrace October 7, 2021

columbus'd

To be the first one to find something out in your group of friend

Yo dawg, Josh keeps talking about this new indie band he knows that has "only few million views". He thinks that he columbus'd it even though we invited him to their concert awhile back and he said no.

by vietnamesestonksman October 12, 2021

Columbia Compress

A sexual act in which 2 women put shaving cream all over their tits and squish them together.

Jerry: hey did you hear that Dolores and Shauna did the Columbia Compress last night?
Kris: dude what the fuck why did you call me it’s 3:30 in the morning

by Captain_atomix November 2, 2021

Columbus

Columbus: the European module of the International Space Station (ISS).

Columbus: elder brother of Bartolomeo. Bartolomeo is a facility outside the ISS Columbus module.

The biological experiment will be hosted inside the ISS Columbus module.

by ld4795 August 24, 2021

Columbus

A shitty place to live

dude: Where do you live?

me: Columbus, OH

dude: RIP

by Trash Ketchum August 29, 2021