Cassie

a fat, dirty bitch.

shaped like an oompa loompa.

thinks shes tough but in reality shes half of everyones size and can only run her mouth.
dresses trashy, like she just rolled outta the bed.
friend stealer.
liar.
cheater.
pothead.
immature.
alcoholic.

look at that cassie, acting like she owns the place!

by karmabitch October 3, 2012

Classic

A joke that is deemed so funny, people who hear it will shout out "Classic" without instinctively.

Man 6- What do you call a naked blonde doing a handstand?

Man 2- What..?

Man 6-A brunette with bad breath

Man 2- ...

Man 42- (To Man 2) Shut up you lonely ginger!

Man 2- Haha, Classic

by That Really Huge Guy July 1, 2009

Classic Case

Classic case is short for "classic case of dogging the boys". To dog the boys means that one person of your friendship group ditches or dosent do something for or with that said frendship group for a reason less important than the group it's self.

Poulter: "Hey dude you wanna catch a movie with the boys?"

Mitch: "Na man I wanna catch up with my GF"

Poulter: ".....Classic Case..."

by Matshua September 3, 2010

Classic

A term used by a certain person I know who whenever they hear a tune that they like they say "ai man this is a classic tune!" So remember...if something you like comes on the radio or indeed if it is a television programme or an event that has happened....be sure not to forget to describe it as classic! Buzzin is also another term that can be used!

ai man its classic!

oooo this is a classic tune!

hahaha classic!

wicked massif buzzin bangin classic! (shout this phrase gettin louder towards the end!)

by ai man this is classic! October 25, 2004

Colt Classic

The dopest of the dope hot classic films you can find, movies you cant hate.

Dumb and Dumber, Breakfast Club, Boondock Saints, The Sure Thing, Shaft, Top Gun, American Pie, Water World, Rambo, Rocky, Lethal Weapen, Bull Durham, Joe Dirt, Celtic Pride, Almost Heroes, Happy Gilmore, Braveheart, Speed, Paul Rudd, John Cusack, Kevin Cosner, Danny Glover... and many more

"Yo that movie was sucha colt classic man"
"Dude that was colt bro"

by 109ClassicsOfIsland October 2, 2011

Classic Kieron

A lonely shell of a man, most likely bald or receding. Find him in his in his natural habitat in the corner of the club, his 1-inch wonder in hand, saggy hoody hanging off his shoulders, grinning with a white substance lightly tugging at his upper lip hair while staring at the smaller men in the club. If you are ever approached by a Classic Kieron, follow with caution, to avoid being kissed by his white sloppy lips, offer a cider, slide it over, slowly. And then run.

Could also be described as a man with a tiny penis.

"Tom, there's a man over, I think he's touching his dick. He's staring at you."
"Oh god! It's a Classic Kieron! Give me your cider, quick!"

"Oh how dissapointing, you have a Classic Kieron."

by DaddyMagnumDong;) August 18, 2018

Cassidy

A Slut who dosn't know when to stop. She has no friends and if she does they don't know the real her (yet.) She is insainly short. Is stupid and is a cheerleader (and a bad one at that.) She's a blond. And she will take any guy that will go with her. (Did I mention she isn't a vergin.) Oops!

Did you hear that Cassidy W. is at it again! Isn't this like her 97th dick she's sucked! She is such a slut!

by Urban Dictinary Lol March 1, 2016