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Chode Probe

1.) A very specialized method of stimulating not only the prostate, but surrounding items as well, such as muscles, nerves, tissues, blood, and a slew of the same near the anus. It involves either a normally erect penis, finger, medical stimulating electrode, dildo, racketball, or any other item that can apply a fair amount of pressure to the said area: chode; the pubic region between the bottom of the testicles all the way down to the lower edge of the anus. The object of the sexual partner or self gratification: masturbation is to produce either sensations to obtain an erection for the purpose of other forms of sexual pursuits. However, if constant impact of either an erect penis or otherwise is persistent, it may well result in not only a very active center of nerves and sexual organs, but may well achieve an explosive orgasm. 2.) The act of chode probing, or, any act of the same nature as outlined in detail in 1.).
Gay Sex: "No penetration, just a wonderful 'chode probe'!"

Hetrosexual Encounter: "Raul wasn't very excited until I pulled out my largest, life like, dildo and pounded him silly until he came five minutes later. Raul really loves his 'chode probes'!"

Introspective Literary Work: He kept slamming his sister's huge dildo against his 'chode' area for almost an hour. Finally, he pounded heavier and faster than before. As he came, the satisfied man realized that his 'chode probe' had definitely paid off!"
by Mike in Aurora, Colorado February 28, 2008
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Chode Squabbling

The act of squabbing on a chode.

Variation - Chode Squabbin
"Chode Squabbling, in the USA, I've been Chode Squabbin in the USA"
by Tu-Perc2 September 25, 2008
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chode bag

A chode to the fullest extreme. Usually used for people who drive like grandmas and hinder the progression to your destination, in coordination with the fact that you are running low on time.
(Flicking off the said driver) "Learn how to drive you fucking chode bag!"
by James4289 May 16, 2008
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Chode Disease

A chode that has a very unusaul deformaty. It has lumps of used semen and urine under the cum hole. It also smells like fish food and tastes like rotten organic applejuice mixed with a shot of patron.
Man, I sucked this guys cock last night, and he had a chode WITH chode disease. It was rancid.
by The Master of all Chodes January 9, 2009
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Chode-for-brains

Someone who lacks intelligence, says dumb thinks and in short has a short stumpy penis lodged in thier cerebrum.
did you hear what he just said? what a chode-for-brains!
by georgeoo July 6, 2006
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Chode 2

Also referred to as the "Chodimus Maximus", the chode 2 is a muscle between the anal cavity and the ball sac. Although, it is equally referenced as it's chode 1 counterpart, it is usually less offensive and rude
Joolery: Suck on my chode 2!
Llarueruenn: Why would I do that?
Joolery: Suck on my chode 1 !?
Llarueruenn: No, you are perverted
by Arniargariasm December 9, 2008
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Chode Champion

Someone who bails on plans to have banter.
John: So, are we still going to get a banter session tonight?

Peter: I just spoke to Neil. He said he is busy.

John: But Neil said he would be up for it tonight!

Peter: I know! What a chode.

John: No! He is not a chode. He is a chode champion!

Peter: Yeah, he is such a bitch.
by The Great Jake September 14, 2009
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