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The condom truck is outside, come get your five dollar bill and don't miss out on your tasty condom!
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condom truck

A term used to startle a speaker who hadn't been listening. Nobody would want to know that a condom truck is part of the trafficking circuit, but here we are! This term is generally used to attract attention.
"Hey, the condom truck is outside! Wanna check it out?"
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condomlenses

like condolences, but with condoms
also just another way to say condoms!
my condomlenses
by _huney_ June 15, 2025
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condom oven

Condom Oven
noun
(slang)

A term used to describe a specific type of party-hopping, drama-loving girl from Grand Junction, Colorado — often found baking under tanning lamps, riding shotgun in lifted trucks and ricer’s with a different guy ever time, and somehow always dodging accountability like she’s on a varsity team for it. Known for a fiery mix of chaotic energy, glitter-stained selfies, and a suspiciously high tolerance for Four Loko.
Example: Dude, that girl you’re talking to is a fucking condom oven.
by bajabenito August 5, 2025
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Condomscend

To belittle, emasculate, insult, or talk down to someone while providing them a condom or in regards to their use, or non-use, of condoms. Also: condomscension, condomscending
On the bar was a fishbowl of free condoms with a condomscending handwritten sign that said "Idiots shouldn't breed".

If you want your boyfriend to stop showing off and pressuring you for sex just to show off in front of his buddies, next time just tell him, "Yes." Then condomscend him in front of them by adding, "...but let's get the small ones this time so they don't fall off. I am not trying to have another *small* pregnancy scare, again..."

The original condomscension was roman graffiti under the bust of an unlocked senator. It read " His tata debet extraxerunt." Or "His daddy should have pulled out".
by Nice501s September 20, 2025
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condominium

I always carry a few 'condominiums' in my wallet—better safe than sorry when the night gets interesting!
by Emotional Cruiser November 22, 2025
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Squishy Condom

A true pimp, someone who gets laid when he wants it and has multiple ladies on his dick.
by Anonymous October 19, 2003
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