while gettin head from a hot ass breezie, right before you cum in her mouth, plug her nose and shove the cock further down her throat, so she swallows and chokes on the cum on accident while she inhales for air
i was with this girl, and she was givin head, so i gave her the california choker, and watch her choke while i was on the bed chillen
by kw, jd, rb September 18, 2003
Get the california choker mug.Richest city in the SF bay area. I would say "if Palo Alto was Compton, Hillsborough would be Palo Alto," but even that doesn't stress how incredibly rich the place is. According to Wikipedia, it's the richest place in the US with at least 10000 people. The houses there are typically big enough to get lost in, literally. That's just the norm. The streets are absolutely silent. All anyone wants to do is hang in their giant mansion all day like they've been training their entire life to be shallow like that. The people there are also incredibly cold. If you get hit by a car there, you're dead. No one will help you unless you're a millionaire (most here are). In the same way that people have a skewed view of the world, that most people are their gender, even if they know mathematically it's not true, these people see most of the world as being millionaires (a title most everyone in the city has). They can't RELATE to us. Think PA is shallow? It's about 1000x worse in Hillsborough.
Here's my theory: if everyone with this mental disease that causes them only to care about money and never give them the desire to leave their house, their trophy of income, lives in the same place, they'll all be in their own separate houses as to not bother each other. If they lived in separate cities, ones where most people cared about the outside world, they would by bother by our noisy walking on the street. That's why the mentally diseased get to live in pure peace.
Here's my theory: if everyone with this mental disease that causes them only to care about money and never give them the desire to leave their house, their trophy of income, lives in the same place, they'll all be in their own separate houses as to not bother each other. If they lived in separate cities, ones where most people cared about the outside world, they would by bother by our noisy walking on the street. That's why the mentally diseased get to live in pure peace.
Guy: Some bad driver in PA got partway onto the sidewalk and hit me when I was walking downtown. My leg is broken now. About 40 people passed before someone asked if I was okay, 100 before someone helped me up.
Me: It could be much, much, much, much worse. We could be living in HILLSBOROUGH, CALIFORNIA!!!
Guy:DON'T EVEN GIVE ME THAT THOUGHT! I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES! I think just the thought of that made me lose all the testosterone in my body. We can't be friends anymore if you're going to put these awful images into our heads. This must be how it felt when MK Ultra beemed disturbing thoughts into their subject's head.
Me: It could be much, much, much, much worse. We could be living in HILLSBOROUGH, CALIFORNIA!!!
Guy:DON'T EVEN GIVE ME THAT THOUGHT! I'M GOING TO HAVE NIGHTMARES! I think just the thought of that made me lose all the testosterone in my body. We can't be friends anymore if you're going to put these awful images into our heads. This must be how it felt when MK Ultra beemed disturbing thoughts into their subject's head.
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Guy 1: Would you rather share a meal with an African War Lord or a California Highway Patrolmen?
Guy 2: Are you kidding me dude? I’ll let an African War Lord fuck my wife before I even let someone who works for the CHP in my home. At least a war lord is trying to make his people lives better in his own fucked up way, but a CHP gets off on ruining people’s day.
Guy 2: Are you kidding me dude? I’ll let an African War Lord fuck my wife before I even let someone who works for the CHP in my home. At least a war lord is trying to make his people lives better in his own fucked up way, but a CHP gets off on ruining people’s day.
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