Morning Wood-chopper

(n.) When you wake up with morning wood and you suddenly lose it because you see your mom is in your room trying to wake you up for school.

Me: " I had the biggest morning wood this morning til my mom walked in!"
Friend: " Talk about a morning wood-chopper

Morning Wood-chopper by AnthOhKnee July 12, 2011

Choplette 

A girl of high spunk and fabulous short hair.

We cut our hair off together and became the Choplettes.

Choplette by elfsongirl March 22, 2007

Chopraism 

(noun) {shoh-prah-iz-uhm} A string of common words placed within a sentence so incomprehensible the listener is sometimes rendered temporarily comatose.

Dave "So what do you think about death?"

Adam: "Birth and death are space-time events in the continuum of life. So the opposite of life is not death. The opposite of death is birth. And the opposite of birth is death. And life is the continuum of birth and death, which goes on and on."

Dave "Umm, what?... I understand the words, but it doesn't mean anything. Ugh, my head hurts!"

Aaron "You should have seen the last guy, a coma for three weeks!"

Dave "How do you even describe... whatever that was?"

Aaron "That my friend, we call a Chopraism"

Chopraism by SteveDrakovari July 13, 2012

chopperdontmiss

chopperdontmiss Never miss he is also really cute

chopperdontmiss Is cute

chopperdontmiss by chopperdontmiss February 16, 2021

Poon Chops 

when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.

I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!

Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!

Poon Chops by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010

Makin' Pork Chops

Refusing to socialize, preferring instead to go home and masturbate.

He said he doesn't feel like coming out. He's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops.

"Why didn't Chris come out tonight?"
"I dunno, he's probably at home Makin' Pork Chops!"

Makin' Pork Chops by Moose-a-loop November 5, 2011

Ace in the chopper 

When you have a stack of $1 bills in the strip club but hide a $100 bill in the stack.

Tell the strippers at the strip club, before you make it rain $1 bills, "ladies i have an ace in the chopper"!!! in hopes more strippers show up for the chance to get that ace AKA $100 bill

Ace in the chopper by Matty Kush April 10, 2015