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Carpeting the garden

What gays call it when they cum on each others butt holes.

Also what iron does instead of growing real grass
Iron loves carpeting the garden, he's so gay
by Jimmmmz April 14, 2017
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Rubbing Carpets

The act of two women rubbing their vaginas together; or scissoring.
"Mike: I heard Megan and Ashley hooked up at the party, did you hear anything?
Pat: Yeah, i heard Susan walked in on them Rubbing Carpets."
by JoJoCalvo October 6, 2016
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carpe hangoverem

"Seize the hangover." To turn a hangover into a trance-like fit of productivity.
Colleague 1: Dude, my brain is fried. Me and dentist Jeff were shooting Fernet until moonset. How am I gonna get any work done?
Colleague 2: Carpe hangoverem, colleague. Carpe hangoverem.
by xyrionjaya August 29, 2009
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crapetite

When you're really just jonesing for a poop.
Do you know if they have a bathroom in there? I've got a real crapetite worked up.
by Gary Craptree October 16, 2013
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Carpen all dem diems

"That's because losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carpen all dem diems
by Carpenalldemdiems June 2, 2018
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Carleton Place

A little town outside of Ottawa, you’d think that this town was right in the middle of Alabama with the wacky twang of everyone’s voices and the fact that this small little country town might possibly be the most homophobic, racist, trailer folk town you can come across. The way this town looks you could think it’s just one big inbreeding, country music listening, white trailer park.
“Why does that guy sound like he’s from Texas”
“Well that’s because he’s from Carleton Place
by Drago.useff124 June 20, 2019
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Carpe Annum

A term meaning "Seize the Year" coined in 1995 by author and speaker Jay Payleitner as a takeoff on "Carpe Diem." Payleitner later created a 250-word inspirational essay making its way around the internet. (Below is an excerpt)

CARPE ANNUM
Advance with grace and assurance into the next twelve months. What you will achieve, whom you will be, one year from today has not yet been determined. The mind gladdens imagining the possibilities.

Surely, there’s work to be done. Lessons to be learned. Mountains to be moved. Dark forces to be vanquished. An urgency, yes. Yet tempered with patience that accompanies an eternal perspective.

Begin by doing what comes easy. That’s your sweet spot. A gift to give back to the world. If you can dance, dance. If you can build, build. If you can teach, teach. If you can hug, hug with all your heart.

Proceed with excellence. Then be ready. Sometime in the next year—serendipitously, but not really—you’ll discover a truth that changes your life forever.

Step into your mounting quest with confidence, not compulsion. Each day is long, but the year is short.

Strive not for 365 endeavors. Breathe. Pause. After all, there are trees to climb and stars to count, dandelions to pick and lullabyes to whisper.

To seize each season, do what's right in front of you, and do it better than anyone thought you could. Live in your own lane—not someone else’s—doing what you’ve never done. And the year will be yours. The best ever.

-- Jay Payleitner
"For lots of reasons I did squat in 2021, but I pledge to Carpe Annum in 2022. Or not."
by /chief December 31, 2021
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