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Fist my shit cannon

To insert your fist into someone's anus
My girlfriend was so nasty last night she said fist my shit cannon
by Lasersword May 6, 2018
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Super Suck Cannon

A weapon used by King K. Rool in Super Smash Bros. It can shoot out cannon balls and then suck, using the suck at a ledge can lead to a stale. You can also use the cannon to perform Suck and Cuck.
Oh crap, he is using his Super Suck Cannon.
by Yoinky Bruh March 12, 2019
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clear the cannon

The act of finishing during sex and resembling a World War 2 cannon going off while under attack
Been a while, think I might go home and bend the wife over the washing machine and clear the cannon

Jeez Bob has been cranky at work. Wish he would just go home and clear the cannon
by Scrappy012482 November 20, 2019
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hold this cannon

Jerry told James to : Hold this cannon

James: ofcourse I’ll suck your dick
by Prince tatted June 8, 2020
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Star Buster Franxx Cannon

One of the strongest moves in "A legends Journey" Performed by D.Une, D.Star, Darling, & Hakari when fighting against Mizuki Enoch before performing the "Starburst Seal". The move itself caused Mizuki to be placed in between the realms of existence and non-existence correspondingly, before Hakari completely sealed him into the realm of non-existence. Dubbing him "The star that doesn't exist", the move itself is also a clan special although it used only 4 of the members within the clan and still did immense damage, it would be far stronger if the whole clan combined together and performed the move.

Due to the moves unrivaled power, it can only be used by "Star Clan" members with "Darlings Blood" flowing through them whilst being in there "Unbreakable Will" states. Which, the "Unbreakable Will" requirement completely hinders the move from becoming over powered. Due to many of the clan members not having that stage to be forcefully activated unlike others.
D.Une - "With our powers combined we will defeat you, nothing in existence not here or after can stop this. Star Buster Franxx Cannon!"
Hakari - "Impossible how can such a power exist!"
by Darling Une October 14, 2020
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Vacuum Butt Cannon

A fighting move in the sport of Keijo. Performed by spinning your hips and gaining a large amount of momentum, then jumping in the air and whipping them the other direction. This causes a massive rush of air directly towards the opponent, which if not dodged properly, sends them flying off the land (platform people play keijo on)
"Dammit, I'm about to fall off the land...
Time to use...
VACUUM BUTT CANNON!!!!"
by #1KeijoPlayer January 5, 2021
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SHIT BALL CANNON

One of two definitions that will prove BULL SHIT is not appropriate for HOMO SAPIENS as either BALL SHIT or BOWL SHIT.

Take two plastic (MADE IN CHINA BALLS, big , purchased usually at your chain stores. SHOVE THE BALL in your ASSHOLE (preferably GO IN DRY as it will burn and hurt quite a bit as that is PEDOPHILE PUNISHMENT but after letting the first BALL get lost as the second BALL will become easier naturally and slide right in.
Well I see your ANUS has adjusted as I heard this explosion and saw the results of your SHIT BALL CANNON as your ASSHOLE accepted that second BALL and the BALLS flew out about thirty feet second one and first one ten feet and left a TRAIL OF SHIT tracing the trajectory of the two BALLS , your SHIT BALL CANNON as ANAL ALAN'S ASSHOLE strikes again.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 5, 2021
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