Calipornia

Calipornia

California is known for its large successful porn industry.

Random Human Being # 1: Hey where are you going for your vacation?

Random Human Being # 2: I think I'm going to go to Calipornia for a few days and party it up. I might try to get a tour of Vivid studio's too.

RHB # 2: Good choice. Be safe and try not to die.

by Spoono Morris March 30, 2010

Caleigh

The best friend a person can have

Why can’t wou be like Caleigh you bitch

by VladimirOnlyPutin October 3, 2018

your call is important to us

Perhaps the biggest bit of corporate and public-sector BS ever foisted upon us as middle- and lower-economic class people. Usually indicates that you'll have to endure ten to thirty minutes of bland wallpaper music or loops of repeated advertisements before a real human voice gets on the phone.

I tried to call my insurance company to find out about their rates for fire insurance, but all I got was "your call is important to us"!

by pentozali December 9, 2008

calabash uncle

A Hawaiian term for a male friend of the family so close that he is considered family. Often with a closer relationship to the kid and parents than a godparent.

I could always count on seeing my calabash uncle on football Sunday.

by Stumpy Keates Esq. January 10, 2009

Calculus Warrior

The follower of a Calulus General. One exceedingly skilled in the foundations of Lebiniz and Newton. Usually armed with a TI-83 or maybe even a TInspire.

"Wow, that Calculus Warrior owned that equation."

His general should be proud.

by WalkaSutra August 23, 2009

Call The Elevator

Smacking someone in the privates, making it look like your angerly hitting the button to call the elevator. (Man or women)

Person 1 Why don't you do something besides sitting there.
Person 2 Maybe I'll just Call The Elevator. (Walks over to person 1)
Person 1 What?
Person 2 (Smack them in the privates) Actually I'll just take the stairs.

by Raeinok November 1, 2009

Calligraphist

Calligraphist is an underground hip-hop artist considered to be one of the top lyricists in the genre. He is often associated with constant involvement of punchlines and the frequent use of wordplay.

- Did you check out the new Calligraphist joint ?
- Yeah I did, that dude's as ill as it gets.

by Björn Söderholm July 7, 2011