Douche Badge

A badge awarded to anyone who displays flagrant stupidity. Historically it has a picture of Mark Allen, a real fag, on it but that's not always true. The application of this badge can be slapped on the forehead, taped on their back, or stapled to the door to their room. The classic way to apply one is to apply glue to the back of it, point over the suspect's shoulder and say, "look its a squirrel." When they look apply it with a swift smack to the cheek to make sure it sticks.

Crashing two different cars, none of them yours, certainly deserves a Douche Badge.

by Anonymous October 24, 2006

red badge of gayness

A slang term used to acknowledge that someone has AIDS.

Dude, freddy mercury got pinned with the red badge of gayness.

by gesis January 29, 2005

BadgerBadgerBadger

I great website, where we have changed the sayings into ways of rating women

Snake = Best
Snadger
Badger
Badgeroom
Mushroom = Worst

Shes a bit of a mushroom, i disagree, a Badgeroom!

by MrBadger May 12, 2004

badger milk

you all know john basedow, right? well, he drinks badfger milk. that is correwct. some ppl question the use of steroids in sport athletes, but badger milk is 14.6 times worse than steroids, and it is apparent that john basedow uses it frequently. leave him alone. he's an animal

and 2 grams of olive oil

by phiork macintork July 3, 2004

Joe Budden

A bum rapper who tries desperately to get attention by starting beef with greater/famous lyricists or commercial rappers. He is also known to be Gloria Velez's stalker.

Gloria Velez & Tahiri have both openly admitted to interviewers that Joe Budden is a freak in the bed. He apparently likes to put mayonnaise on his cock because he feels that it make it taste "yummier" according to him. Gloria has explained that this may well be the reason why his dick always smells like mayo.

Joe Budden has beefed with 50 Cent, Lloyd Banks, Jay Z, The Game, Saigon, Ransom, Method Man, Raekwon, & Inspectah Deck

by Cokadee December 1, 2009

Budget Drunk

Getting drunk off of very cheap, very strong alcohol. Often practiced by college students who have little money and lots of desire to become intoxicated.

Guy 1: I want to get drunk tonight but I'm broke.
Guy 2: Let's get budget drunk on some Vladdy.

by I drink a lot March 21, 2011

budget binger

One whom is so deeply rooted into alcohol addiction prices become the imperitive decisive factor in the purchase of alcoholic beverages. Always, deep strategic consideration is taken for the alcohol to dollar ratio, always buying the absolute bottom of the barrel cheapest bang for your buck beverage. Frequently panhandles and drinks exclusively to get drunk, never for the taste.

Look at that man standing on the corner holding a "why lie i need a beer" sign! He may look like a bum but he's a mathematical genius when calculating alcohol to dollar ratios, as well as a strategic drunk! Surely he will get wasted on no more than 5 dollars! He's a true budget binger!

by Jewish Drunkard November 22, 2011