man with a great body but fugly face, making a paper bag over the head necessary for sex. Male equivalent of butterface.
by veronica hope May 25, 2006
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No, they are not rock.
They shouldnt be compaired to The Beetles, because The Beetles have talent.
The Jonas Brothers on the other hand, do not have any talent whatsoever.
Their drooling nine year old fans, are another huge turn off. So, are their 3 chord songs, and meaningless lyrics.
THEY SUCK AND HAVE JUST ABOUT AS MUCH TALENT AS "HANNAH MONTANA" AKA MILEY CYRUS.
No, they are not rock.
They shouldnt be compaired to The Beetles, because The Beetles have talent.
The Jonas Brothers on the other hand, do not have any talent whatsoever.
Their drooling nine year old fans, are another huge turn off. So, are their 3 chord songs, and meaningless lyrics.
THEY SUCK AND HAVE JUST ABOUT AS MUCH TALENT AS "HANNAH MONTANA" AKA MILEY CYRUS.
PERSON1: omgomgomgomg, its the jonas brothers new single! **singing along*
PERSON2: get a fucking hold of yourself. they have zero talent, and their songs suck.
PERSON1: omg, they so dont suck,. PEACE;LOVE;JONAS!
PERSON2: *pulls out gun*
BANG!!!
PERSON2: get a fucking hold of yourself. they have zero talent, and their songs suck.
PERSON1: omg, they so dont suck,. PEACE;LOVE;JONAS!
PERSON2: *pulls out gun*
BANG!!!
by I HEART CHER October 17, 2008
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A male sibling. Having a brother has its advantages and disadvantages. Most of the time, the disadvantages outweigh the advantages by far. Below I will list a fair amount of advantages and disadvantages of having a brother.
Advantages
1. You have someone to play with and have fun with when you have nothing else to do.
2. You can ask your brother for advice, and he can be helpful to you in many ways.
3. You have someone to pick on (usually younger), and you use them to make you feel better about yourself.
Disadvantages
1. If you are the younger brother, you usually get picked on and intentionally hurt by your older brother.
2. You get falsely accused of things daily. Your brother makes ridiculous assumptions about you.
3. You know that your brother is wrong, but you don't say anything because you know he will just argue back and say incredibly stupid things, in order to make it seem like he is right. He may also even try and fight will you, physically. And you know your parents will do shit to help. You know it is all a big waste, so you bottle up your anger inside and develop various problems. Your brother will seem to think that because you don't say anything back to him, that you know he's right. So he continues do be an ass towards you and you don't know what to do.
4. Your brother bothers you everywhere you go. You don't want him anywhere around you. You wish he would move out.
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Sometimes brothers can be real awesome people. You feel comfortable around them and you can talk to them about almost anything. But other times they can be a real ass. Then you wish that you would of never met them.
Brothers ARE a chore, I can tell you that. So, if you don't have a brother and you are fine with it, then consider yourself lucky. An emotional, sensitive brother and a cold, mean, "anger management" type brother don't go well together AT ALL. And that is what my life is like. I am the emotional, sensitive brother. It really sucks to be me.
To the people who get along great with your brother(s), I congratulate you. The difficulty of accomplishing that depends on the type of brother you are stuck with. I am one of the unlucky ones, unfortunately. Oh, what life would be like without the presence of my brother... *sigh*
Advantages
1. You have someone to play with and have fun with when you have nothing else to do.
2. You can ask your brother for advice, and he can be helpful to you in many ways.
3. You have someone to pick on (usually younger), and you use them to make you feel better about yourself.
Disadvantages
1. If you are the younger brother, you usually get picked on and intentionally hurt by your older brother.
2. You get falsely accused of things daily. Your brother makes ridiculous assumptions about you.
3. You know that your brother is wrong, but you don't say anything because you know he will just argue back and say incredibly stupid things, in order to make it seem like he is right. He may also even try and fight will you, physically. And you know your parents will do shit to help. You know it is all a big waste, so you bottle up your anger inside and develop various problems. Your brother will seem to think that because you don't say anything back to him, that you know he's right. So he continues do be an ass towards you and you don't know what to do.
4. Your brother bothers you everywhere you go. You don't want him anywhere around you. You wish he would move out.
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Sometimes brothers can be real awesome people. You feel comfortable around them and you can talk to them about almost anything. But other times they can be a real ass. Then you wish that you would of never met them.
Brothers ARE a chore, I can tell you that. So, if you don't have a brother and you are fine with it, then consider yourself lucky. An emotional, sensitive brother and a cold, mean, "anger management" type brother don't go well together AT ALL. And that is what my life is like. I am the emotional, sensitive brother. It really sucks to be me.
To the people who get along great with your brother(s), I congratulate you. The difficulty of accomplishing that depends on the type of brother you are stuck with. I am one of the unlucky ones, unfortunately. Oh, what life would be like without the presence of my brother... *sigh*
*two brothers are in a fight; both are playing the same computer game. The computers are side by side on a large table.*
Brother 1: What are you talking about? There's 3 of them, not 4! You have no clue what you're talking about!
Brother 2: *doesn't want to argue... shakes his head* Just go back to your game. *Brother 2 looks back at his computer screen*
After a long pause, Brother 1 gets up from his chair, walks over to Brother 2, and punches him hard in the shoulder three times for no good reason. Brother 2 gives him a dirty look and doesn't hit him back because he doesn't want it to get any more physical than it already has.
Brother 2 wishes Brother 1 would get out of his life, forever. Brother 2 doesn't want anything to do with Brother 1, but realizes that he stuck with him and his shit for a long, long time. Brother 1 doesn't appreciate the fact that he has an extremely easy-going brother (Brother 1).
Brother 1: What are you talking about? There's 3 of them, not 4! You have no clue what you're talking about!
Brother 2: *doesn't want to argue... shakes his head* Just go back to your game. *Brother 2 looks back at his computer screen*
After a long pause, Brother 1 gets up from his chair, walks over to Brother 2, and punches him hard in the shoulder three times for no good reason. Brother 2 gives him a dirty look and doesn't hit him back because he doesn't want it to get any more physical than it already has.
Brother 2 wishes Brother 1 would get out of his life, forever. Brother 2 doesn't want anything to do with Brother 1, but realizes that he stuck with him and his shit for a long, long time. Brother 1 doesn't appreciate the fact that he has an extremely easy-going brother (Brother 1).
by JelloAlozaps December 9, 2008
Get the brother mug.Male friends who have shared sexual exploits (ie. having sexual intercourse with the same woman at the same time.)
Carlos & Diego are milk brothers; when they go out to hook up, they often bring back one chick and both do her.
by JohnnyKi August 4, 2005
Get the milk brothers mug.A group of brothers, consisting of Nick (15), Joe (18), and Kevin (20) Jonas. They got their main start from Disney Channel. And millions of girls are obsessed with them. In others opinions, they are overrated to the fullest extent of overration. If that's a word.
Randi: "OMG, I went to the Jonas Brothers concert last night. They were great...and hot."
Mekenzie: "Uhm. They're way overrated, and none of the three are that attractive. Not enough to be amazing.."
Randi: "You're stupid"
Mekenzie: "Uhm. They're way overrated, and none of the three are that attractive. Not enough to be amazing.."
Randi: "You're stupid"
by Mek Houasdaf September 28, 2008
Get the Jonas Brothers mug.the worst band ALIVE!!! a lame excuse for music. they cant sing and they play guitar like 4 year olds. their just another boy band that will fade in the next 3 years.
ex.
1creepy girl-OMFG nick jonas is sooo HOTT!!!
me-ummm...no he's not
creepy girl- WHAT?!?! OMG WATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? YOUR NOT HUMAN IF YOU DONT LIKE THE JO BROS!!! AND OMG NICK HAS DIABETES!!! DONT YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM!?!?
me-no.
ex.2
i hate the jonas brothers.
1creepy girl-OMFG nick jonas is sooo HOTT!!!
me-ummm...no he's not
creepy girl- WHAT?!?! OMG WATS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!? YOUR NOT HUMAN IF YOU DONT LIKE THE JO BROS!!! AND OMG NICK HAS DIABETES!!! DONT YOU FEEL SORRY FOR HIM!?!?
me-no.
ex.2
i hate the jonas brothers.
by xxGREEN_DAYxx October 5, 2008
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I'm not related to David, but his thoughts and opinions are very important to me. He's a brother that I look up to.
by Natisha September 29, 2005
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