Battlecage

is to be unstoppable or so fantastic that it is truly hard to beleive your not more than human.It is a synonym to "beast mode" and "tank" but it is not thrown around.when it is said it is meant.often used in parts of the north eastern united states,like boston,buffalo,upstate new york,maine,providence and parts of vermont and pennsylvannia.

GUY 1: Bruce willis was so battlecage in die hard five !

GUY 2: really?

GUY 1: dude he killed a helicopter with a car.enough said.

by mick lawler June 21, 2009

Battle royale

Pubg and fortnite players are both virgins and normies

Reeeeeeeeeee

John: wanna play fortnite

Steve: nah wanna play pubg

Adam (the smart one): STOP PLAYING BATTLE ROYALE GAMES FUCKING VIRGINS

by SLAV_BOI May 11, 2018

Pick your battles

When you choose not to use your energy in a worthless argument or conversation and you save it for a better chance

You really need to pick your battles because he a fool and he wont listen to you of you try and talk to him

by Blye November 28, 2018

Battleshits

A contest between two people in adjacent "public" bathroom stalls. As each person has finished shitting, they save the pieces of toilet paper used to wipe their ass. A player then calls out "fire" and tosses the shit-stained toilet paper over the stall into the opponents area. The defensive player remains still and if hit by the projectile yells "you hit me with a battleshit!" The game continues until a player is tired of getting shit bombed and leaves the stall. This leaves the remaining player the King of Battleshits.

As Josh and Dan are taking simultaneous dumps in the Wal-Mart bathroom. Josh saves a juicy piece of toilet paper covered in greasy shit. As Dan sits unsuspectingly, Josh fires the Shit-Missile over the stall and yells "FIRE!" Dan, in surprise, realizes that a piece of shit-paper is stuck to his leg and says "you hit me with a battleshit!" Dan then retaliates by firing his own shit-missile at Josh. Dan misses and josh says "miss". Dan then scrambles out and Josh cynically laughs while yelling "I am the king of battleshits!"

by Coltoonie April 4, 2009

battle

Brit rhyming slang: Battle = short for 'battle cruiser', rhyhmes with boozer, meaning a pub.

"u rite me old china fancy a bevvy down the battle? After we'll have a ruby and get a sherbert home"

by Dave88 January 25, 2007

Wizard Lightning Battle

What happens when Harry Potter and Lord Voldemort have an epic wizard duel, where lightning from their wands touch and create a large burst of light and epicness.

Lord Voldemort: DIE HARRY POTTER!

Random person: Hey look! They're having a Wizard Lightning Battle!

by boogerh7 November 23, 2010

battleship

AS a verb, battleshipping refers to hooking up with all of the members of a particular entity. That can be as few as two for a dorm room or 500 for an entire dorm with everything in between. Generally used to refer to a house or apartment but any situation where all people involved are connected (does not have to apply to the battleshipper) is acceptable. Can either be seen as an accomplishment (generally for a male battleshipper) or as a warning to avoid (generally for a female battleshipper). Once the last member of the battleship has been "destroyed" the battleship is deemed sunk.

See that house over there? I totally battleshipped it last year. Those girls are complete sluts, one even let my buddy and I eifel tower her while her roomate took a picture!

Dude, stay away from that girl, she battleshipped my buddy's apartment last year.

Guy "So far i've banged Lindsey, gotten a blowjob from Rebecca, and tea bagged Jennifer."

Friend "Don't they all live together with Julie?"

Guy "Yeah, once i fuck her in the ass i'll have sunk the battleship"

by Sir Chris August 29, 2006