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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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anchovy on a bagel

A term used by a man that loves rimming the butts of other men through a bagel.
"Wow, that guy really likes to rim through that bagel, his tongue looks like an anchovy darting through that hidey hole! Thats an anchovy on a bagel
by zimdah April 1, 2021
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Related Words
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she put her bagels on me

Grace, she put her bagels on me
by _Calm_ May 28, 2021
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super.cool.bagels

super.cool.bagels Is a cool person whose pro nouns are he/him/xe.He has the coolest pfp and is very amazing!
Anyone: super.cool.bagels Is the best
by Hamilton fan July 3, 2021
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Chinese water bagel

When a girl moons her boyfriend and he sticks his dick in her ass and pees in it and take it out really fast so the urine shoots out of her ass.
My girl mooned me so I Chinese water bageled her
by sneeeze August 16, 2021
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Buttering the bagel

The act of ejaculating on an asshole and spreading it around with a male genitalia
Holy shit Jennifer me and the pastor was buttering the bagel night.
by ieatasswithaspoon August 21, 2021
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im_a_bagel_hehe

User1: OMG did you see im_a_bagel_hehe's newest video!

User2: I sure did! They have the coolest videos!
by Im_a_bagel_hehe September 2, 2021
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