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bastard cat

a feline, typically overweight, who, when manipulated to perform human actions or display human physical traits, becomes extremely irritable
Look at that bastard cat with the sweater on, looking like he's playing piano.
by BastardCat December 4, 2009
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Wack Bastard

Common insult, usually partaining to a man.
Johnny, you wack bastard, I oughta smack you in the mouth!
by Alan May 9, 2004
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bastardization

The corruption that occurs to something when it it gets tainted by something else.
Trump winning the presidency through the electoral college is a bastardization of true democracy.
by dillmon December 5, 2016
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Shit Bastard

the best insult ever, can be used at any time, anywhere
'my god, you're such a SHIT BASTARD!'

'YOU SHIT BASTARD!'

'SHIT BASTARD!'
by samthepro September 26, 2007
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Lucky Bastard

A school boy who has sexual intercourse with one of he's female teachers from school.
Did you know Johnnie Walker the 8th-Grader fucked he's math teacher?
No. I did not know!
That lucky bastard!
by bucsateflon December 6, 2016
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sad pathetic little bastards

means:

people who diss celebrities and other famous people to make themselves feel better!

sad American boys who live in their parents basements downloading porn all day!

Scally fuckers from England who have Bleached-Blonde hair who wear cheap Burberry hats and Rockport shoes saying, "Buzzin" or "thats canny man yeah" or "ere mate save us two's"!!

someone who has no comman sense!

Someone who doesn't care about being succesful, and will probably work in McDonalds for the rest of his/her life! and always say, "d ya want fries with that?"

people who take drugs and smoke pot/weed (it all kills you eventually) but they don't care!

and there's lots of other sad patetic little bastards out there, and EVERYONE THINKS YOUR SAD!
Scally says: "ere mate can you get served"
Punk says: "no, im off to go die my hair black"

Basement liver says: "Celebrities are sooo stupid, they like pose all the fuckin time, they are so retarded!"

Normal person says: "You just say all that shit to make yourself feel better, you might look "good" on the Internet but your an acne-faced motherfucker"

i hate these people!
by meef September 9, 2004
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rat bastard

A song by the ska/punk band, Mustard Plug.
On the album "Im Black and White"
You told me I'm a real rat bastard
I'm telling you I can't deny it's true
But step inside this real rat bastard
You be me and I'll be, I'll be you
by uhohashley December 17, 2008
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