Beer

An beverage invented by the Ancient Egyptians 7000 B.C. It is a common misconception that Beer was first invented by the Sumarians. In fact the Egyptians began brewing beer 1000 years before the Sumarians

S: The Sumerians invented beer
C: Actually, it was the Egyptians in 7000 B.C.

by Christophercolumbus July 16, 2008

Beer J

A simple yet ambrosia like drink consisting of a mixture of Beer and Orange juice. The overall taste of this drink comes from a very specific and ridig mixing process that is only known by two certain individuals

"mmmmmmmmmmm...Beer J!"
"Oh snap, that Beer J is the shit!!!"

by mix man November 7, 2008

beer wench

Scantily clad girls, hired for an hourly fee (eg. AU$65) to wait hand and foot on groups of thirsty Australian cricket fans, allowing them to enjoy the cricket, which can last for up to 5 days.

The beer wench is the best thing about going to the cricket!

by Harvey January 4, 2005

sports beer

a low calorie beer (michelobe ultra) that your health conscious friend who you used to drink real beer with, drinks now. Not good for watering plants or the lawn. Not good to use if you want to get drunk either. Not good for your masculinity at all. Agreat way to make fun of your friends that drink lite beer.

Hey Jason pass me a sports beer it seems water has lost its flavor!?

Hey Jason michelobe ultra's bubbles make my tummy feel guilt free after all those sit ups!!!!!

I can fit into my sexy pants now that I only drink sports beer.

Sports beer its like gatorade for adults who want to drink responsibly without the fear of getting drunk or fat.

by epotts October 28, 2006

beer

Substance to sustain activity, fuel for life.

I need beer to survive.

by Snap, Crackle, and Pop December 6, 2007

root beer giver outer

One who gives out root beer, typically through its sale, at such places as a farmer's market, a circus, or a cafeteria.

I had the best root beer in my life today, and it was from the root beer giver outer in Monterey.

by Garett Thomas September 20, 2006

Beer Anus

A constant, foul liquid that purtrudes from the anus typically caused from massive alcohol consumption the previous night. see Ass Piss.

"You want to go to Treesburg and floss this afternoon?"
"Nah man, Ive caught the beer anus"

by C. money February 5, 2006