beef patch

The name of a very overweight truck driver.

A scraped buttock.

Hey did you see Beef Patch on the road yeaterday?

"Dude is your butt okay after you fell off your board?"

"Yea but its a real beef patch now."

by That guy that sits to your lef December 2, 2013

Aged beef

When two elderly people are arguing

Bob:hey you see those two old hags fighting?

Joe:yeah, why?
Bob:because they've got some aged beef.

by Sallen953 June 5, 2016

Beef on sight

When a confrontation is initiated based solely on visual acknowledgment alone.

"Do you remember the pacquiao and mayweather fight?
Ya the second they saw each other it was beef on sight!"

by anonymous March 14, 2022

Shit Beef

Girl with a fat ass butt

Daiquan: yooo her shit beef

by West Hartford Nigs June 12, 2018

Creamed Beef

The act of taking a dump, rising, turning around, and then ejaculating on top of the shit. If there are multiple persons doing this, it’s called a Franko experiment.

It wasn’t until Brad walked into the bathroom to piss that he saw why Josh was moaning so loud this morning. In the toilet sat a helpful serving of creamed beef.

by willyblake203 March 23, 2019

Beef by Association

When your friends have beef with someone you have no inherent beef with, then you have beef by association.

“Hey i saw ___ at the party last night, good thing you weren't there”
“How do you even stand the sight of them.”
“I have no beef with them.”
“No, you have beef by association.”

by veganwitch October 5, 2021

Beef Cooker

The definition of a beef cooker is basically any person who is capable of ripping a nice fart. If you're having a big day, you can refer to yourself as the beef cooker. This is a high honor and many strive to be labeled as a Beef cooker.

Person: "Those tacos last night have me really cooking up some nice beef this morning."
Friend: "Wow, you're the beef cooker today."

by Muel Slay. May 24, 2016