Beef Thermometer

A mans sex organ (Penis)

Man, Cayleigh is so damn hot. I wouldn't mind taking her temperature with my beef thermometer.

by OrgasmicLarry September 7, 2016

beef sheath

1. Your girlfriend

2. A vaginal cavity, in which you place your man sword.

1. I can't do poker night, I'm going to the opera with my beef sheath.

2. Last night I slayed some serious beef sheath.

by Macully Cockin September 6, 2016

beef coin

A circular, typically dried piece of seasoned meat. Similar to beef jerky, although the look and texture more closely resembles a dog treat.

"Today at work a customer slammed thier beef coins on the counter so hard they flew everywhere."
"If you cant handle a whole beef stick, why not go with a beef coin?"

by LazyLion820 September 3, 2016

beef water

the shits, the runs, diarrhea

Co worker: Sup feeling better today?
Me: Yeah sorry. Seriously non stop beef water

by OGsoulskata June 30, 2016

beef slurp

The practice of stretching a thin slice of beef lunchmeat over your mouth and inhaling violently.

It is paramount to maintain proper suction to preform the proper beef slurp

by kippppppp June 29, 2016

beef wreath

When a sexual partner shits around the neck

i left my wife after she tried to beef wreath me

by PfunkNH June 19, 2016

Aged beef

When two elderly people are arguing

Bob:hey you see those two old hags fighting?

Joe:yeah, why?
Bob:because they've got some aged beef.

by Sallen953 June 5, 2016