bakers surprise

When you suck frosting out of your women's ass. Preferably chocolate. The surprise is not knowing if it's chocolate frosting or shit.

Gave my girl the old bakers surprise last night. Everything was going well till I tasted poo poo butter!

by ha26 March 2, 2015

Baked Idiot

A baked idiot is someone who has smoked so much weed that even simple tasks seem impossible, or take too much extra time.

I can't believe he just did that, what a baked idiot.

by plaid.princess.91 May 31, 2015

bakedness

Bakedness is the measurement of one's level of marijuana at any given time. Also known as stonidity.

My level of stonidity is so high that I can't even describe my level of bakedness.

by FukWit September 2, 2015

bakerboi

Usually the type of lad whos up for a laugh, has a massive cock and pulls bare hoes hes just basically a pussy magnet and bitches love him,loves his tunes and loves garage music

"Yes bakerboi looking buff babes"

by Nikeboxes July 21, 2016

baked alasskan

When you cum on a girls asshole and crisp your massive load with a blowtorch

Sally gave me a hefty tip after she tried that baked alasskan I gave Vicky. Gobbled it right up.

by biersklord June 13, 2017

Baked muffin

A satisfied vagina.

A pussy that just went through rough sex.

After sex pussy.

I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.

Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.

by Crazy charismatic August 7, 2017

Bake

Roast or make fun of someone

You Trynna bake? Cause I will get on yo case real quick

by Flame queen April 21, 2018