Baby Mama

A woman that you are no longer dating, but you have a kid with.

My baby mama is watching our kid tonight, then after work ima get him a happy meal and pick him up from her house, take him home for the weekend.

by Rossum Oppossum May 11, 2017

Shake the Baby

To do somthing accidentally out of frustration or anger.

I know you've all had a long day but stay focused and don't shake the baby.

Wow, man you really shook the baby on that one.

by Deadwaite May 9, 2010

Baby Pancake

A baby pancake is when a male ejaculates onto a flat surface, most commonly his partners stomach, his ejaculate would then be spread in a circular manner, dried , peeled off and sometimes put into a photo album, often given heroic names like "Robert Lee" or "nuther' baby that coulda' been"

Girl 1-Hey is that a photo album on your coffee table?
Girl 2-No, it's an album of all the potential children that my trailer trash boyfriend and I coulda had
Girl 1-That's pretty disturbing, but I do indeed suppose that it's a convenient birth control and memorable souvenir all in one.
Girl 2-You betsha!....It's just to bad the eagle (The Government) don't send extra welfare checks for potential children in the form of baby pancakes

by Cody Banks June 30, 2008

dead babies

1. A comedy goldmine.
2. A nutritious source of protein and B-vitamins.
3. Great sex toys.

1. Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a cheeseburger?

A. You don't have sex with a cheeseburger before you eat it.

2. Q. How do you make a dead baby float?

A. Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead babies.

OR

A. Take your foot off it's head.

3. Q. What's worse than waking up and finding a dead baby on your pillow?

A. Realizing you were drunk and had sex with it the night before.

by D34DB4B135 September 11, 2010

titty baby

Someone who takes things too seriously then profusely whines about it to the point of no return. Also another word for someone who sucks their mommies titty.

Stop being such a titty baby Drew aka Mr. Lippy!

by shabam January 20, 2007

Baby-Batter

<noun> Slang;

Sperm and/or semen.

Same as: baby batter

"Seraphim gagged as the baby-batter slipped down her throat."

by Stuart Fletcher January 18, 2005

baby daddy

can be used affectionately as if the person WILL be your baby's daddy

can also be the name for a father is is no longer involved with his kid or the mother.

her: Hey baby daddy!
you:hay girl
her: so when are you buying my ring?

by sidescrollin July 24, 2011