Ass medallion

Noun: while pooping, on or off the toilet, the turd can support itself hanging from your ass. In other words, if one were to stop pushing, the poop would just hang there from the ass, very much like an ornamental medallion.

Boy, I'm glad everything is ok now, but I still had an ass medallion on when my old lady started chokin' on a chicken bone!

by Silty Loam June 14, 2016

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hacker's ass

A painful feeling in one's ass caused by sitting too long. Hacker's ass is a common condition among programming enthusiasts.

I need to get one of those Aeron chairs, I'm starting to get some chronic hacker's ass.

"Hey Bob, wanna grab some coffee?"

"Sure, I'm starting to get some hacker's ass anyways."

by Deep Pancake February 11, 2014

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volcanic ass

The 3rd degree burn effect on your butthole and taint caused by hot molten burning diarrhea that shoots out and burns your asshole!!! It is a wicked hot liquid that squirts out your butthole. It has been known to singe all pubes and inhibit walking for days.

I had to buy flame retardant underwear because of my volcanic ass!! I could no longer handle the extreme pain of burnt ass and taint.

by BekahBooVT February 1, 2014

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Meth ass

An ass that looks as if it belongs to a meth addict; a non-existant ass; a flat butt on a male or female. Usually meth ass is more noticeable on females due to tight jeans, however, no jeans would be tight on a meth ass.

She has got a serious case of meth ass.

by Jamglee December 7, 2017

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ass nail

*ass nail*; pronounced (*ahs*)-(*nael*)

The occurence of being fingered up the anus too vigorously by another individual (or by yourself) where a shard or a whole nail is left behind inside your anus.

eg. "What's taking you so long in the bathroom Andrea?"

"FUCK OFF MUM I'M SHITTING ASS NAILS

by DreyAndLanceTheAwesome. January 28, 2010

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