Alabama shoelace

When you perform a good lynching

“Did you see that alabama shoelace yesterday”.

“Yeah it was good for those damn negroes”

by farty turds March 4, 2019

Alabama

The state that is starting to make everyone act like a Texan

Hi I’m from Alabama

by Poop fart sniff January 27, 2019

Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex

Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did a Alabama hot coffee

by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019

Alabama Rattlesnake

The act of scaring away your partner by masturbating with kidney stones

Becka: Yeah, Steve gave me the Alabama Rattlesnake last night. Wanna hook up?
Ricky: Sure! Sounds great.

by Alfredo-chicken March 23, 2019

Alabamaing

The posh term for incest.

I am alabamaing my sister

by Geja June 5, 2019

alabama

big booty

your have a alabama

by absorbing stuff June 12, 2019

alabamer hammer

When you come into the room jump in the air as a land dolphin would while making a humping motion then cut your unwilling sacrifices face off and wear it around the house while masturbating to the weather girl

Proceed to Alabamer Hammer that bitch tonight

by Slimlongdingdong July 8, 2019