Afro-Denial

Main Entry: Af·ro-De·ni·al
Pronunciation: 'a-(")frO di-'nI(-&)l, dE-
Function: noun/adjective
Etymology: The Boondocks Comic Strip (1999)
: a psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.

Jazmine: I don't care what you say. I DON'T have an AFRO. I don't, I don't, I DON'T.
Huey: *sigh* How sad.
Huey: You're clearly suffering from "Afro-Denial." Textbook Case.
Jazmine: What!!?
Huey: This looks serious, I better start planning the intervention.
Jazmine: Afro-Denial?

Jazmine: There's no such thing as "Afro-Denial." I bet you made that up!
Huey: Wait ... here it is.
Huey: AFRO-DENIAL: A psychological affliction wherein patients exhibit self-dilusional behavior, believing they have straight flowing, european supermodel type hair -- thereby refusing to accept the coarseness, thickness and/or nappiness of their actual hair.
Jazmine: Well I think you and your book are STUPID. SO THERE!!!
Huey: Hmm... Sounds like "Ethno-Ambiguo Hostility Syndrome"...

by Wikkid Dragon March 5, 2006

Aftercum

When males have sex or masturbation after the cumming and then when it turns flacid again you get a clear blob of aftercum

Mike's chode made a small aftercum

by xXNoobskiXx October 18, 2009

AFKNCHUR

“AFKNCHUR” (Origin: @the_bro_jaymuk, @life_of_lania, @afknchur - Instagram)

“AFKNCHUR” can be used to convey a greeting in the upmost celebratory fashion. It is the immense living of your life choices whilst not tending to the emotional nor vocal adversity and ridicule of others. It is an affirmation of greatness of thyself or another. “AFKNCHUR” is the most authentic and legitimate form of self one can be!

As a greeting or a goodbye “AFKNCHUR my bro!” and it can be used when skulling a drink or doing something exciting “AFKNCHUR!”

by The bro jaymuk April 19, 2019

affidavit

A written declaration made under oath before a notary public or other authorized officer

The Game's "We Ain't"

Eminem says:
"...For the day that they got them affidavits waiving in my face..."

by Theik December 12, 2005

Afrasian

Both African & Asian, especially a person who is both African & Asian.

I once knew an Afrasian man named Wun Hung Lo.

by Jim Kelly June 3, 2006

Chris Afton

A Kid that was the Bite victim of The bite of 83. His Siblings are Micheal Afton and Elizabeth Afton (Also known as Eggs Benidect and Circus Baby). His Parents are Clara Afton and William Afton (Also known as Ballora and Springtrap).

Let's put Chris Afton into Fredbears mouth!

by CalebChan October 14, 2020

Friend Affair

The situation where:
1. Friend A gets introduced to Friend C by Friend B.
2. Friend A and Friend C get along better with each other than with Friend B (usually Friend B is just unstable and irrational).
3. Friend A and Friend C become best friends, and exclude Friend B completely.

Jan: "Cindy, this is my friend Marsha"

Cindy: "Marsha, I like you better than I like Jan, let's go to the club and meet guys together, don't tell Jan."

Marsha: "OK, we are having a friend affair you know."

Jan: "boo hoo! i am sad"

by ButterMN May 15, 2008