battery acid

a viral drink that is made by mixing monster energy and sveral different types of candy.

hey jimmy, let's go make some battery acid after school.

by MiseryMatrix January 17, 2023

prophylactic acid

A low-pH disease-fighting component of milk.

I always thought dat da milk of human kindness was supposed to be sweet and mellow, so how could it contain sour-tasting prophylactic acid???

by QuacksO February 9, 2023

Parasitic acid

Parasitic acid is unknown and not many people know what it is, but here right now sitting my ass on my computer with Doritos residue on my fingers found out. Parasitic acid is actually found in every single gas station in existence and only is found in gas stations, it’s this weird green stuff called MTN DEW and it tastes like shit, and it’s the most toxic substance I’ve ever consumed like it’s truly phenomenal that such a product like this could even exist like there’s advertisement for this game called call of duty with this skeleton man on it like I just can’t stop drinking this but I hate it so much, but maybe it’s just that the feeling of my organs getting ruptured on the inside and my arteries getting clogged and internal bleeding going everywhere it’s just so magnificent.

Loser 1: hey wanna listen to Weezer while we drink parasitic acid aka Mountain Dew? Idiot 2: sure man I love getting sent to the emergency room!

by Myshoeisanuke February 21, 2023

sauce accident

A minor mishap, without serious consequences.

Erin: "I slipped on the ice back there"
Emily: "OMG! Are you OK?"
Erin: "Yeah I fell in the soft snow. Just a sauce accident. Only my ego was bruised"

by Renegade geek August 26, 2023

pet accident

A pet accident is when you shit in your partners lap

John: Hey pal, how's it going?

Oliver: Its going great John, ive been ecstatic about tonight when the wife's gonna finally let me have a pet accident on her! 😁

by Hoggg December 27, 2023

lucid acid jackass

tank big trouble also known as "we are gay"

my friend is a lucid acid jackasss

by suksha February 2, 2024

Spicy acid reflux

When you eat some really spicy shit, and later you burp, sending some stomach acid up your throat that you can’t feel for some reason (this is every time you have to burp) making your throat feel like you just drank some ghost pepper extract

Person 1: Ah, seems I have to burp.
Person 1: AH FUCK, IT WAS A SPICY ACID REFLUX! MY THROAT!

by unused username February 8, 2024