The sexual act of acquiring an erect penis, and falling face-first, so that ones penis bursts out of the anus. The female then proceeds to straddle the now raw penis.
by Jerome Momas December 24, 2013
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Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.
Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-
Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.
by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008
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by SimpCity December 15, 2019
Get the Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia mug.Someone who is so incredibly self absorbed that they are blinded by their general assholeness towards others. No one likes him but everyone is friends with him. All the ladies love him even though he is incapable of expressing emotion because well... he's an asshole. Only of the male gender.
by coolcatz221 May 17, 2015
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Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.
It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.
by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010
Get the Kentucky Fried Asshole mug.Occurs annually every February 27th. This is a day to remember assholes who have come and gone in your life. Whether you encountered them in traffic or they stayed in your life for a longer period, possibly an asshole disguised as a non-asshole, this is the day we remind ourselves who the assholes are, and remember to avoid them at all costs.
"Hey asshole, just because this day celebrates you, doesn't mean you can cut me off in traffic!"
"Hey look, after not telling me he had a girlfriend and trying to get me, asshole broke up with his girlfriend and now decided to try to get with me. No way. He's an asshole; we remembered him on National Asshole Day."
"Hey look, after not telling me he had a girlfriend and trying to get me, asshole broke up with his girlfriend and now decided to try to get with me. No way. He's an asshole; we remembered him on National Asshole Day."
by lady radio gaga February 26, 2010
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