Evan

Extremely Horny Boy

Your is so Evan.

by Bharpa Quann March 26, 2020

Evan

An Evan is a kind of guy (or girl) who is handsome, funny, kind, gross/disgusting, a great singer and dancer, often addicted to drugs, and generally the life of the party. He can get along with just about anyone and you can often find an Evan busting a move on the dance floor or performing a heart wrenching rendition of Roots Before Branches.

Evans are usually obscene and vile when it comes to matters of a sexual nature. Evans are known for having rabid sexual libidos, likely caused by delayed puberty.

Wow, where’d you learn to dance like that?! You’re an Evan for sure

Hey Evan, can you spot me a line?

by zuzubons November 22, 2021

Evan

Evan is a hot and sexy guy, rather awesome

Evan is a hot guy with big balls

by SussyBakaBabe December 10, 2021

Evan

I don't know about you but the one in my class is my midget friend who makes edgy humor

Evan: *someting edgy*
Me: ok

by Random homo sapien November 9, 2019

Evan

Certified massive legend

"That guy is an Evan, he's awesome."

by CertifiedLegend June 6, 2019

Evan matthew hughes

an awesome handsome white fellow who gets all the girls and is a chickmagnet. he is a athlete who playes hockey, soccer, baseball, skiing.

he is so evan matthew hughesly.

by james klives September 17, 2017

Evan

An asshole, who is usually stupid. Evans usually have terrible hair. Nobody likes an Evan except to make fun of his terrible hair.

I give my condolences to anyone who ever goes out with an Evan.

I hate Evan.

by Bruh42069666 November 19, 2019